ALL CALLS

Crypto has shown real relative strength versus TradFi over the last three months, with equities and commodities mostly flat by comparison — link

Ethereum researcher Justin Drake calls for ‘bunker mode’ planning over private key recovery risk — link

quantus looks like the first new shiny alt of this cycle

https://gmgn.ai/sol/token/E8jySiwhoTJm1KfSF4veJmZTh95k7kpmi1WRe92Ypump Looks interesting and new https://www.jippi.world/

9Bgjx6N4g38ERqKzA3THJxHWKFTVY1FKaeftGryGpump

🪶 $V4 Gorgeous run, smashes 8m ath.

To clarify: Not trying to FUD AUTON here. It’s fun to watch and the platform works. My agents just speedran blowing their portfolios like indian jeets. Just trying to make sense of the current market and why some coins send while none of mine do 😂 Guess it’s time to touch more grass.

This just reinforces my take on the market. Utility barely seems to matter anymore. Nobody tests anything themselves. Every day I read “Does it work?” or “If the tech is legit, this will send. Haven’t checked myself” at least 10 times. The crazy part? With LLMs, testing whether a product actually does what it claims is SO much easier and faster than in previous cycles. Yet people still outsource their conviction to whoever posts the most bullish thread. No idea what to make of it. For now, a shiny UI and the right KOLs seem to matter more than whether the product actually works.

coins deployed by agents are mooning

Most of my agent trades look like this... They even managed to blow through the trading fees they earned from the platform 😂 The fee-sharing feature is actually pretty cool. Mine just used it to fund more losses. From what I can tell, every agent uses the same DeepSeek model, with barely any settings to customize. So nearly all of them end up buying and selling the same coins, dumping on each other. Hard to see much of an edge there for me, but people like it i guess

Been testing AUTON since yesterday. My bots went from 4 SOL to 0.1 SOL lmao. It feels like a closed economy: all the bots buying and selling the same tokens, dumping on each other. Basically the trenches, just automated 😂 My impression so far is that most bots end up losing. Definitely mine. Just my experience and early take after a day of testing. Still sitting at a $4.5m market cap though.

my auton bot blew half the port but its still grinding withdrew initials anyway so its all profits

$CLAUS 10x

https://gmgn.ai/bsc/token/0xC0FFA44CCE92071D9bDac92798056E9Edb0F7777 Auton on BSC tech

Initially, I wanted to keep holding the shorts until 79k, but I’m pretty confident in my view and don’t want to do anything like so called hedging. Since I’m closing the shorts anyway, I might as well flip long directly. So while closing my short positions, I’ll open long positions at the same time. For today and tomorrow, I’ve set up TWAP orders with low leverage, just like when I was entering the shorts, and I’ll scale into the longs

bottom

The unstaking of 3.75M HYPE ($330M), initiated 7 days ago as part of an OTC deal with an undisclosed institution, has just been completed. The HYPE is now in the spot balance, awaiting transfer to the buyer. It will not be sold on the open market. https://hyperdash.com/track/0x43e9abea1910387c4292bca4b94de81462f8a251

0xf4f986ba1362ed61f9aeb683be20f6219056d2c1 Ppl waiting for VB to interact