That Arnold's Club

So I’ve now posted the full uncensored dump on Patreon, together with a few thoughts about how wonderfully absurd it is that I get to call this my job. 😉 https://www.patreon.com/thatarnold/posts/appreciating-165069449

Of course, a few of the best photos didn’t meet Instagram’s minimum fabric requirements. 😂

I posted a summer photo dump on Instagram today. Beautiful beaches, warm light, tiny bikinis… basically just me appreciating the small things.

I’ve even made a whole new TikTok page for these now: https://www.tiktok.com/@the.frame.continu This might become a problem. 😄

Okay, I may have got a little carried away with this AI thing… 😂 After making you choose what happened to Taylor, I started looking at all my other photos and thinking: “Yeah, but what happened five seconds later?” So here’s Yami proving that the croissant was never going to remain just a photoshoot prop 🥐

The people have spoken. Not many people, admittedly, but democracy is democracy 😂 CATCH ME LOOKING 👀 won with 60%, so here she is… Taylor catching you looking exactly where you were looking. You voted for this. Don’t start acting innocent now 🪄

You've got three hours to vote!

Okay, directors. Here are your options: 1. YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT 👀 Taylor notices you’re looking exactly where you’re probably looking. She glances down, looks straight back at you, raises an eyebrow and slowly bites her lip. Subtle. Accusatory. Completely deserved. 2. THE BETTER ANGLE 🍑 Taylor slowly turns around, looks back over her shoulder and gives her hips one playful little sway before winking at you. Purely so you can appreciate the location from another angle, obviously. 3. ALMOST CLOSE ENOUGH 💋 Taylor curls one finger and tells you to come closer. She leans toward you like she’s about to give you a kiss… Then pulls away at the last second and laughs. Honestly, quite rude. Vote below. Whichever version wins, I’ll bring it to life 🪄

Taylor is currently a JPEG. Tragic, I know. Luckily, I’ve recently acquired powers that I absolutely should not be trusted with. I can bring this photo to life for exactly ten seconds. And because giving me complete creative control would obviously be irresponsible, I’m giving it to you lot instead. Three possible Taylors. Three possible ways this could go. Only the winning version gets made. Choose carefully. I’m waving the magic wand, but whatever happens next is technically your fault 😏

Hey guys, Just dropped something new and free on Patreon. A little photo dump. And a question for you guys at the end. 😊 https://www.patreon.com/posts/164609882?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=android_share

In between all the new shoots I’ve been sharing lately, here’s a little one from the archives. Minimalism got slightly out of hand here 😂 Raquel walked onto this ramp in Ibiza wearing a bikini that was doing the absolute minimum… and sunglasses that somehow became the most substantial part of the outfit. Be honest. What did you notice first?

Sara Strawberry and that tiny green bikini are officially online 😏 I just dropped a FREE Patreon post with a little preview of the second part of our Ibiza shoot. Let’s just say the green bikini, the oil, and the rocks became a very good team. 🔗 https://www.patreon.com/posts/free-post-sara-164716214

Also, little reminder: If you don’t want to miss any of my Patreon posts, you can join as a free member. It doesn’t cost anything, but you’ll get notified when I post something new, including the free posts I sometimes drop there as well. So basically: free Arnold notifications. Dangerous, but legal. patreon.com/thatarnold

Today I’ll be dropping the second part of the Sara Strawberry shoot on Patreon. Green bikini. Oil. Rocks. Sunglasses. Sara causing problems. This one will include the full photo gallery, the full story, and also the actual cinematic video I was filming in this clip. And yes, obviously that video is in slow motion. I’m not an amateur. 😉

A little BTS clip from the Sara Strawberry shoot 🤘🏼😎 At this point, my job had basically become: follow Sara up the rocks, keep the camera steady, make sure the important parts stay in frame, and pretend this is all very professional. Very serious filmmaking. Very difficult working conditions 😌

Gotta hurry up if you still want to get that little surprise in your DMs.

Tristan has already completed the challenge successfully and should check his Instagram DMs 😉

Alright Telegram, let’s team up and confuse the hell out of the Instagram algorithm 😂 Open the post and leave ONE of these exact comments: “I prefer Es Vedrà peaceful, natural and completely unobstructed.” or “I prefer Es Vedrà partly hidden behind the shirtless photographer.” 👀 The first 5 people who choose the second one will get a surprise photo from me in their Instagram DMs 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/DbIDyvWDTqe/