Yohannes Haile

if you think about it, everyone is dating long distance unless they move in together 😭😅

big rant but i want to make it as short as possible or i am so since i got to uni and took the first programming class, i made being a programmer my entire personality and that helped me in ways i could never underestimate and this was at the expense of building other hobbies and normal connections with people around me. i would stay home for the most part of my day and do a bunch of coding tasks to learn as much. one thing that has become somewhat a refreshing activity was writing and documenting situations in authenticity so basically coding and writing. people say you tend to build your identity in your 20s and i think i missed that chore niching on towards career development so far nothing was wrong as you may have guessed until until i am not supposed to code anymore you see now i can’t confidently identify as a programmer since i know that i have little to no contribution to what i do these days in terms of actually typing out syntax and tinkering with algorithm and hustling with solving ct’d

shameless plug i’m a real deal just so you know-> https://yohannescodes.com and i write a lot -> https://yohanneswrites.com

i could have hit the gym for the female gaze if it wasn’t for my broken heart (pun intended)

those of you who find me funny, you have a place in my heart ♥️

people actually date for marriage not understanding that firsthand may give the impression that i am a player, but it is just that i am so disconnected and detached from the reality of love and romance

home-cooked pizza and bananas could have been starving if i moved out soon as i graduated

better shit-posting your heart out than love-bombing someone’s daughter let that sink in

would i trade my linkedin fame for a hollywood fame absolutely could be pakistani denzel for sure

know that people view your linkedin profile to hate on you as well not every creepy stalker is a potential employer

no better time to cancel me

wikipedia backed lol

who would have guessed the first incel was a woman?

coming up with your own stories based off of personal experience is one of the many symptoms of stage 4 incel syndrome

for me actually, i try not to use big words in public

if that’s not the case in your experience, that’s basically because you’re in the wrong side of the spectrum