Yohannes Haile
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ļ£æ I build apps for the iPhone. 4+ years of experience building and shipping consumer-facing applications for iPhone users and powerful SDKs for developers and teams, both locally and internationally. _ https://yohannescodes.com https://yohanneswrites.com
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Iām Yohannes Haile. They know my as the iOS guy now, because I spent years brainwashing everyone into associating iPhones with me.
I build apps for the iPhone. And been doing that for the past ~5 years. Built apps and libraries with Swift for companies/clients residing here in Addis and globally.
I have an annoying sense of humor and I consider myself an extrovert with the right people. The right people being iPhone users.
| 2 |  Hey bro, do you know where I can get the Cursor Credits? | 99 |
| 3 | Muse As A Service | 99 |
| 4 | All that we do is for the female gaze and we love the hustle | 109 |
| 5 | This conversation is taken from one of the interviews I had with a top-rated TV show in 2033.
Interviewer: So, Yohannes, tell me one secret of yours to achieve all these things at such a young age. I mean, you recently cofounded multiple unicorn kinds of startups, you worked at a few of the big tech companies, you wrote a best-selling book, and you have been talking on stages like TedTalk and Tech Crunch. What is the secret to all these achievements? What is your recipe?
Me: *clears throat* First of all, I havenāt achieved much, and I am still learning. But for the things you have mentioned, to get those things, I think having multiple crushes helped me.
Interviewer: *š*
Me: *sips from the glass of water at the table* So, I like to think about ānatural selectionā when I think about achieving your goals. What natural selection says is survival of the fittest, and I take that as analogous to womenās choice of mates. You know as a man youāre inclined to impress women around. I donāt know if you noticed it or not, but your performance gets crazy (top) when you are around women. A gym where everyone there is a man and a gym where there are women doing workouts are far different. The guys want to show off their strengths and endurance when there are potential mates.
So, to get to my point, by having multiple crushes, you would have multiple muses for creativity, productivity, and even humor. So I advise any man in his twenties to have crushes around his neighborhood so that he will take care of himself even if heās staying at home, at school to excel at his academic endeavor, at work to get him productive, over LinkedIn to get him accountable for starting up his business soon, over Facebook or Instagram to make him much more presentable, funny, and quick-witted. By any means, though, donāt you dare date in your twenties. It makes you complacent. So that is my tip. That has been my principle for the last ten years. | 99 |
| 6 | Itās about time we recruit new crushes tho | 102 |
| 7 | Tech bros never get old despite aging well and building cool stuff and starting a big family
Itās as if they run on Cursor Credits for lifetime
Real story | 72 |
| 8 | I should stop now | 97 |
| 9 | And the post goes like this
I build apps for the baddies. | 98 |
| 10 | Canāt do both | 97 |
| 11 | In days like this, you either bag the money or go with the baddie | 103 |
| 12 | #iPhoneįį | 113 |
| 13 | Should have aura farmed a bit and mog-framed the JavaScript guys, but I let it slide and advised all the teams I mentored to build for Web instead | 119 |
| 14 | So the tech baddies are here by now
Let me shoot my shot
https://www.yohanneswrites.com/blog/why-you-should-data-a-tech-bro | 149 |
| 15 | My favorite question to ask someone I met has become āhow did you meet your partner/lover!?ā
I always feel bad when they say they met in real life, on-site, through friends and relatives, on a commute, and other unnecessary stuff people do while they need to stay at home and work remotely as a civilized person in the age of Metaverse | 159 |
| 16 | Why does it feel so wrong to buy yourself something? I don't even think about it for a second while I do it for anyone else I love | 335 |
| 17 |  Matn yo'q... | 135 |
| 18 | My teams were ambitious and cracked. Iām hoping they pull an all-nighter and make me proud | 214 |
| 19 | All in all, I had fun meeting all the mentors and organizers today | 208 |
| 20 | Also, I am considering making Auto Ledger a free-tier feature instead | 208 |
