/r/Showerthoughts

Would we describe an extraterrestrial who studies humans to be a xenobiologist because we are aliens by theirstandards? Or a biologist because we aren't aliens by our own standards? https://redd.it/1xrqayp @r_Showerthoughts

Generating unlimited amounts of wealth is like having no level cap in a MMORPG. https://redd.it/1xrf05e @r_Showerthoughts

People who join the mile high club literally give a flying fuck. https://redd.it/1xqmx94 @r_Showerthoughts

We can never get "there" because once we get "there" it becomes "here" and "there" is somewhere else. https://redd.it/1xrd3gy @r_Showerthoughts

Noon only lasts an instant. Because before 12 pm is morning and after 12 pm is afternoon. https://redd.it/1xr81je @r_Showerthoughts

The only things that captchas/ "select the images" stop anymore is people too lazy/fed up to complete them. https://redd.it/1xr7i3d @r_Showerthoughts

With robots (AI) doing everything in the Jetson universe, why was George Jetson needed at Spacely Sprockets? https://redd.it/1xr7cot @r_Showerthoughts

Charmin chose their TV commercial mascot to show how their toilet paper cleans a bear ass. https://redd.it/1xqhz15 @r_Showerthoughts

Fetishes are the reason why we exist as a species. Reproducing is actively detrimental to individuals, so our DNA has to "bribe" us with pleasure. The mechanism that caused humas to develop pleasure from sex could also be the cause of people developing pleasure from other things, aka a fetish. https://redd.it/1xq3y7c @r_Showerthoughts

In a way, getting 0/6 in the lottery is better than getting 5/6. https://redd.it/1xpwtw1 @r_Showerthoughts

I haven't heard anyone accuse and image of being photoshopped in years. https://redd.it/1xpzdly @r_Showerthoughts

The most overlooked/underrated trust fall is your head hitting the pillow. https://redd.it/1xpyvzc @r_Showerthoughts

If 12 am is midnight, then night starts at 6 pm and ends at 6 am. https://redd.it/1xpvfl1 @r_Showerthoughts

There is nothing in chemistry or biology that is objectively gross or disgusting. These adjectives only account for our perception of things that could pose a danger to our body, but there is nothing that makes a substance or a material universally gross; it's all just chemistry or cells. https://redd.it/1xpo9bq @r_Showerthoughts

A person born in the '90s is either around their 30s or a long-dead Victorian who lived through the World Wars. A person born in the '20s is one of either the youngest or the oldest bunch of people on Earth. https://redd.it/1xp9ovy @r_Showerthoughts

Lyme, Connecticut is a pleasant town whose name is forever tainted by the disease first identified there. https://redd.it/1xp14q6 @r_Showerthoughts

Your phone is one of the most important items in your life, but you don't have a picture of it. https://redd.it/1xozysb @r_Showerthoughts

There's a size limit to Arachnophobia. Like, if a dog sized spider is in your house, that's scary regardless of it being a spider. https://redd.it/1xow0xf @r_Showerthoughts

As social media has become increasingly toxic, Wikipedia has become increasingly reliable. This shows that internet enshittification isn't inevitable, which is reassuring. https://redd.it/1xovhlw @r_Showerthoughts

CPR training emphasizes that you should first roll a perception check and make sure your DM isn't setting a trap before attempting to intervene. https://redd.it/1xorhxp @r_Showerthoughts