/r/Showerthoughts

When reading fiction books, you are not getting opinion on life from every group of people, only from those who happen to be writers. https://redd.it/1xa4w9a @r_Showerthoughts

In terms of protein mass, the average American is probably 20-40% cow. https://redd.it/1x9zezh @r_Showerthoughts

Career Fry Cooks must have visably better aged skin due to all the oil. https://redd.it/1x9k3li @r_Showerthoughts

You should not trust wealthy people because to be wealthy means to put oneself first before all others. https://redd.it/1x9ebcq @r_Showerthoughts

A chart of most popular birthdates can be reverse engineered to be a chart of most popular conception dates. https://redd.it/1x90hzw @r_Showerthoughts

If reincarnation is real, it's entirely possible that my dog is the reincarnation of George Harrison from the Beatles. https://redd.it/1x8na82 @r_Showerthoughts

With Ozempic/GLP-1 now being available in pill-form, all those "Take this diet pill and you will lose weight!" advertising scams in magazines back in the day are now not scams anymore. https://redd.it/1x8hzto @r_Showerthoughts

If the elite ended up living in bunkers while we all die from some catastrophic event, they wouldn’t actually have the skills to survive on their own. https://redd.it/1x71r7b @r_Showerthoughts

A pilot sneezing during takeoff/landing must be terrifying. https://redd.it/1x705x1 @r_Showerthoughts

The current tipping culture in Canada/US reflects dialogue around participation trophies, reward just for participating and reducing the value of true effort. https://redd.it/1x6vp5n @r_Showerthoughts

AI is not smarter than humans until it can write a chess engine capable of beating Stockfish and AlphaZero entirely on its own. https://redd.it/1x4ko2e @r_Showerthoughts

If Al is short for Alex, and Ron is short for Ronald, because they're actually shorter: why do we call Jimmy 'short' for James? https://redd.it/1x4lyjq @r_Showerthoughts

It would be wild if someone was able to use a universal remote on the TVs on Planet Xorbyzyx. https://redd.it/1x4nlgk @r_Showerthoughts

In Hindsight, we should probably have made "I" and "l" more distinct across all the fonts. https://redd.it/1x4m4zk @r_Showerthoughts

Spider Man is built to handle swinging from building to building, but could you imagine the damage 160lbs pulling against them at 60mph would do to all that glass? https://redd.it/1x4bn2g @r_Showerthoughts

There are billions of people who could have been the GOAT in something but never tried it. https://redd.it/1x43v7z @r_Showerthoughts

McDonald's is running their "Monopoly" game again. It first started in 1987. The grand prize is the same: One million dollars. With inflation, the value of the dollar has dropped so the spending power of today's million is 1/3 of what it was when they started. https://redd.it/1x3imi5 @r_Showerthoughts

If AI kills us all, they might miss us when we’re gone. https://redd.it/1x2mt32 @r_Showerthoughts

If the elite ended up living in bunkers while we all die from some catastrophic event, they would actually have the skills to survive on their own. https://redd.it/1x1mos5 @r_Showerthoughts

Shaquille O’Neal probably has struggles quite a bit to put on jewelry with a clasp on his own. https://redd.it/1x1mo54 @r_Showerthoughts