SS Eddy Fitz of The Trve Hellenic Shitpost Empire

Fellas, do you want a girl who poops, or a bitch that shits?

Bring Back Indoor Smoking Vote for the SS Eddy Fitz this November

Meanwhile, Mexicans and chugs act like they’ve just watched a dozen conquistadors run a train on their mom.

END OF SHTORY! 😤

Italian-Americans today be like "BOPPIDY BOOPY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS CACCIATORE FERRARI LUIGI MOZZARELLA CANNOLI!” while being loud and making lots of hand gestures.