Memers Texts

I would've been preparing for ምርቃት ድንኳን ሰበራ by now...fuck u corona #Tesfa_Mengesha

ለቀበሌ ሰራተኝስ ስለ ግብፅ ስታስረዳ: ግብፅ ማለት በቃ አበል ስትከለከል ማለት ነው። #Tesfa_Mengesha

I hate it when ሴት ዘመድ's take longer duration while kissing u. I mean ማነሽ ብርቄ can i have my ጉንጭ back?? #Tesfa_Mengesha

Its only in sex where late cummers are appreciated #Daggie_Belay

Her:ሲጠየቅ ላጥ አድርጎ ሚያወጣ ወንድ ደስ ይለኛል Me:ከኪሱ ነው ከዚፑ #Dani_Tadesse

How bored are you? Me: i watched porn till the end and he actually fixed the plumb for her #Estif_Degife

Drinking responsibly means taking your ass to your home before ur pussy gets friendly #Mi_Li

If she had a tattoo use a condom bruh #Eyobed

Guys who watch friends do u also sit down when u pee #Tesfahun_Berhanu

Women dont like sending nudes anymore cuz some of ya'll corny mfs can't keep shits to ur self #Pro_Phet

If there is a huge ass ድፎ ዳቦ on ur 1 year birthday picture you're real OG

እናቴማ ጨዋ ልጅ ነበር ያሳደገችው። እኔ ነኝ እንጂ facebook ላይ ሰው አስቃላው ብዬ የባለኩት #Daggie_Belay

You expect me to trust u while you always take pics in different beds, my sister are u a carpenter #Rasco_Jr_Tewe_Marley

Dear guys please ask your self "is my dick big enough to be acting like this" #Daggie_Belay

On the phone Me: የኔ ቆንጆ my iphone x እኮ ተበላሸ Mom from ሳሎን:እንኳን iphone ለቂጡ ሚቀይረው ሙታንታ የለውም አትስሚው #Tesfa_Mengesha

If you're a guy and use this🙈🙈 emoji...how is period pain #Tesfa_Mengesha

Sex ላይ ምን ያህል ጎበዝ ነህ Me:ሴተኛ አዳሪዎችን አስረጫለው #Emran_Si

Slapping a skinny girl ass sounds like a screenshot #Tommy_Mafia

The shorter the girl the louder the mouth #Daggie_Belay

I just looked at the price of የህፃናት ወተት. My baby definitely gonna be drinking ጠላ #Daggie_Belay