Memers Texts

Ain't no such thing as "wrong hole" during sex #Abenu_Wiz_Endalk

እምስም አለ የህሊና She did it በዘነዘና #Tesfa_Mengesha

እምስም አለ የ ቃልኪዳን ይጠቁራል ከሳሚ ዳን #Arom

ጥሩ mood ውስጥ ገብታለች ብዬ ወደታች ስወርድላት Her: ሰውዬ አትሟዘዝ ስራ እኮ ነው የያዝኩት ቶሎ ጨርስና ውጣ #Dani_Tadesse

አራቱንም ጣቴን ከከተትኩብሽማ ኪስ ነው💯 #Eyobed

Me:👋 Her:🤚 Me: why Her:Covid 15 min later 69 #የሠው_ቅኔ

My dick game is so good this bitch screamed "ለቅቂያለው" like አጋንንት #Tesfa_Mengesha

ማሬ ውስጥ እንዳትረጭ ስንባል እምቢ ብንል ኑሮ ዛሬ ቀናችን ነበረ #Emran_Si

ዳቦ አሻሮ አይደለም የምትሸከሽከው ይልቅ ወረድ ብለህ ገመጥ ገመጥ አርገው #Amita_Geche

If your mom make a longer "እ.....ሺ" then the ወሬ is ሚገርም ሀሜት #Tesfa_Mengesha

You hear some people talking shit and you've nothing to say to them except "እናትህ ትበዳ" #Tesfa_Mengesha

What's called if you get paid after u had sex "Incum tax" #Jimy_Kiflu

Single girls stop flirting with me im only interested if you're taken #Tesfahun_Berhanu

Im so loyal i can't even spell cheiting #Daggie_Belay

100 days without ዲክ... Generalized angitor disorder በሚባል በሽታ እየተጠቃው ነው #Amita_Geche

If your girl is riding your dick be a good bf and start singing "ቼ በል ጋሜ ቼ" #Tesfa_Mengesha

Girls your every friendship starts with "When i first saw you i thought u were a bitch" #Eyobed

I swear ጀላ is ዝናጭ...i mean look at it wearing its ቆብ and tilting that shit ወደኃላ #Tesfa_Mengesha

Short story: ማሬ መብራቱን አጥፋው #Emran_Si