ThinMint

From the archive 2021: After Fernando’s fateful projectile mishap… Canada: Hey America, here’s your arrow of flaming liberty. America: Oh thank you! Sorry about that. Canada: No problem. Those kind of things happen, eh. America: Can we make it up to you? Canada: 🤔 Canada: You can take Titanic Lady’s song and hide it forever. America: 😬 America: Then you would need to take Rachel “Eebie-Jeebies” Levine off our hands. Canada: 😬 America: Canada: Canada: Then can we crash Randy Quaid’s rockin’ BBQ fest instead? America: Only if you bring the ice and this guy with you 👇🏻

From the archive 2021: We could get the world’s two greatest archers, placing one in Washington state, the other in California. Then at the same time they shoot a flaming arrow towards their designated non contiguous state. It’ll be epic! Then we all celebrate at Randy Quaid’s place. BYOB. I want to sing loudly and sway arm-in-arm with my Patriotic friends to ABBA’s Fernando. Then we’ll all toast to Fernando, the archer who mistakenly shot the flaming arrow into Canada instead of Alaska.

From the archive 2021: Hmm... Is it me, or can anyone else imagine the fire of liberty spreading across America the same way a torch is carried throughout the USA? A symbolic Liberty Torch, carried by Patriots, who meet at the state’s border to ignite the next torch, until each state has their own eternal Flame of Liberty -which must never be put out.

From the archive 2021: Hmm... Is it me, or can anyone else imagine the fire of liberty spreading across America the same way a torch is carried throughout the USA? A symbolic Liberty Torch, carried by Patriots, who meet at the state’s border to ignite the next torch, until each state has their own eternal Flame of Liberty -which must never be put out.

From the archive in 2021: Anyone else kinda disappointed that Randy Quaid didn’t hold his 4th of July party? I asked my husband if we could host a giant party for America and for some strange reason he wasn’t too keen on the idea. To say we’ve been experiencing the most trying time of our lives is an understatement. We will be tested like never before. Nonetheless, I am convinced we will triumph over our enemies. I am not being frivolous regarding the troubles of humanity; I merely want to convey that it’s important to envision the outcome. There will be a period of cleanup, of healing, of helping the brokenhearted, of setting things right. There’s something special uniting with fellow patriots. But, the thought of uniting on a broader scale with those who helped defeat an enemy —in any capacity— is exciting for me and visualizing this conquer motivates me. There are some goose-bumpy, galvanizing songs out there so it may seem peculiar that one of my fight songs is Fernando by ABBA. Perhaps I am romanticizing the song but for me it invokes visions of brothers-in-arms, comrades, companions reminiscing about giving their all —and winning!

From my archive 2021: ~Things You’ll Overhear at Randy Quaid’s 4th of July BBQ Party~ - Hold my beer! - I thought this was the guy from, “Great Balls of Fire?” - My rifle is bigger than yours - Think JFK Jr is gonna show up? - This is the best Memorial Day ever! - For the Alamo! - Okay, who put my keys in the punchbowl? - Dude! - The band is reuniting! Quick, we need some spoons, rubber bands, and a washtub! - Do they validate parking? - Let’s light this bad boy on fire! - *drunk speech/incoherent babbling* - Put on some Lynyrd Skynyrd! - Fancy seeing you here! - Alright, who took my horse? - Is it me or does Randy look like the love child of Jovan Pulitzer and Ted Cruz? - Oh look, Harold! Someone gave me these homemade brownies. - Who’s up for a game of Twister? - Chug! Chug! Chug! - I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Watch how many marshmallows I can cram in my mouth - The crapper’s full

Do y'all remember this?!

Randy Quaid, y'all 😁🫡🎉❤️🦅🇺🇸