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A handful of German soldiers are visiting France for training. They get to customs, and are asked the usual questions.
Customs: "Purpose of your stay?"
Germans: "Just business."
Customs: "Occupation?"
Germans: "No, just visiting this time."
What do we want?!
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES
When do we want it?!
NEEEEEYYOOOOOWWWW
How much to buy a singing ensemble?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
What's the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
One is naan profit, the other is pho profit.
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
I rubbed ketchup in my eyes by accident.
It was a bad move, in Heinzsight.
