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How much to buy a singing ensemble?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
What's the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
One is naan profit, the other is pho profit.
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
I rubbed ketchup in my eyes by accident.
It was a bad move, in Heinzsight.
Women will regularly have their periods. I regularly have my semicolon. That's when I want to do everything half-assed.
