Comics

A lot of these are actually non-venomous, but I can see which species you mistook them for. If you pause the crane for a sec I can give you some ID pointers for next time!

"Confirmed, we have to scrub." "Ugh, okay. I'll get the bucket and sponge."

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Best Version

As the editor has reportedly defeated Death in a series of games of skill, no further obituaries are expected.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Real

I was eventually kicked out of my architectural engineering program because I wouldn't stop referring to HVAC as "the fandom."

Poorly Drawn Lines – How You Want

I know hand dryers have their problems, but I think for fun we should keep egging Dyson on and see if we can get them to make one where the airflow breaks the speed of sound.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Made Mistakes

I always hate dragging around the larger archipelagos, but I appreciate how the Scandanavian peninsula flexes outward to create a snug pocket for the British Isles.

"I wish for everything in the world. All the people, money, trees, etc." "Are you SURE you--" "And I want you to put it in my house."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Impress

I also managed to improve the solution for n=1 to s<0.97, and with some upgrades I think I can hit 0.96.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Eat Me

Poorly Drawn Lines – On His Mind

[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]

The Gordian knot is an omniknot tied using every bend in the Ashley Book of Knots, and then for extra security the upper rope at every crossing is connected to the lower with a randomly-chosen hitch.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unreliable

'Pour one out for precipitation data integrity,' I say, solemnly upending the glass into the rain gauge.