Comics

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unreliable

'Pour one out for precipitation data integrity,' I say, solemnly upending the glass into the rain gauge.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Good Day

If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Being Kind

3D graphs that don't contact the plane in the closure area may proceed as scheduled, but be alert for possible collisions with 2D graph lines that reach the hole and unexpectedly enter 3D space.

There's quark color, but that's not really color--it's just an admission by 20th century physicists that numbers are boring.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Common Mouse

If you shrank the Solar System to the size of Texas, the Houston metro area would be smaller than a grasshopper in Dallas.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Excuse Me

If an anatomical structure is named for a person, it means they were the only person to have it. Pierre Paul Broca had a special area of his brain that created powerful magnetic fields, enabling him to do 19th century fMRI research.

Poorly Drawn Lines – How’s Life

Poorly Drawn Lines – Powerless

According to my especially unsupervised K-means clustering algorithm, there are currently about 8 billion types of people in the world.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Seems Upset

Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)

I'll take mine on the rocks, no ice.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Save My Life

I just think lane markers should follow the local magnetic declination.