Schizo Onymous

Pirate guy or ninja guy, call it!

maybe stop assassinating every nigga whomst invents a water powered car have you considered that

JUST IN - UK government announces nearly £130 million ($175 million) in ​funding for zero-emission vehicle technologies, ‌UK has ​committed to ending sales of ​new petrol or diesel powered cars from 2030, and for all ​new cars to ​be zero-emission by 2035. @disclosetv

when i was young i tought the opposite because i was immature. now that i have more faith and way more radical i think the modern world should die. (ortho quote)

I cant wait to be old and complain about holograms

"Modernity bad because im old"

Who needs enemies with friends like these

I got drunk and called the girl im talking to last night at a party and all of my friends took my phone and started telling her about how unusually large my balls are 😭😭😭