The Wage Cage

How your boss looks at you when the last slide of your raise presentation includes a photo of him with his side chick and his wife's number

Careful what you wish for

I could make so much money being a white supremacist with down syndrome

Quitting my job to just terrorize squatters for a living

new society cat whip after da long pt cruiser had to be sent to the repair shop (my driveway) after getting lit up by a .50 cal at a checkpoint in Kyrgyzstan