Seali behave your

Over 6,500 people have signed a petition urging authorities to rule out euthanising Neil the seal, after a wildlife official warned it couldn't be taken off the table. The petition, which went live yesterday, calls on the state government to guarantee a non-lethal plan for the elephant seal, who returns to Tasmania's south-east beaches each year to moult. It wants restricted access zones and fines for anyone who disturbs him. It follows a briefing where a wildlife biologist warned there was a risk of "loving Neil to death", noting big animals elsewhere had been euthanised over risky public behaviour. The 5yo seal weighs about 1,000kg and could one day reach three tonnes

balloon physiognomy

seems like he's running too lean though (also car joke)

neil running on open headers

Little depressed seal with no appetite