Blue's BACK TO EXPIES BIIIITCH (18+)

i once dated an electrician, she was very caught up on current events, i was positive she was trying to keep me grounded

i went to a 1950s convention once, i tried to get a signing by elveis but they told my he left the building

why do golfers wear two condoms? in case they get a hole in one

do you know why cows wear bells? its cause their horns dont blow

what did the park ranger say when he had to let go of his pet grizzly? "i just cant bear it"

to everyone who never said ill become a journalist ive got news for you

i'm living my whimsiest

kde moment

Ahh yeah