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i once dated an electrician, she was very caught up on current events, i was positive she was trying to keep me grounded
i went to a 1950s convention once, i tried to get a signing by elveis but they told my he left the building
why do golfers wear two condoms?
in case they get a hole in one
do you know why cows wear bells?
its cause their horns dont blow
what did the park ranger say when he had to let go of his pet grizzly?
"i just cant bear it"
to everyone who never said ill become a journalist
ive got news for you
