The Alchemist's Shack

i dont know where ulefone came from, i dont know how they manage to put all this shit into phones and i certainly dont know how they make them this fucking cheap considering those fucking specs but holy shit do i know who im buying my next phone from (after my cat phone breaks in 5 years)

they took autists as their target audience and tripled down on that niche, then ate a full roll of pervitin before coming up with the features for each phone

Looking through their entire phone catalog, every single one of those things has some gimmick thats just absolutely insane Standard shit on almost all phones: digital night vision, thermal cam, huge battery (6000-15000mah), rugged as shit, connection port for endoscopes and microscopes then comes the insane shit like: 122dB speaker 2Tb expendable storage 200MP cam 60x zoom microscope wireless charging OTHER devices built in walkie talkie built in bluetooth earbuds 1000 lumen lamp + 20000mah battery next gen flir with dedicated gpu just for that satellite connection

"ey ceo what should we make the specs for the phone" *snorts line off of a hookers tits* "fucken send it"

>15k mAh battery >200MP camera >121DB speaker

Is this a Ceep or a Shat

Yippie, 9L of beer

After only 3 days, the pilsner has already fermented out to between 4% and 4.5% Racked it off the lees and will get to bottle conditioning soon The taste currently is pretty underwhelming but thats no surprise considering its a room temperature, flat lager that hasnt been lager-ed or carbonated yet

No, i havent been paid to say this, im just autistic

give it a read, absolute unit of a phone https://www.ulefone.com/products/armor-24

I have just been made aware of the existence of the armor 24, which has such ridiculous specs its absolutely insane

15.75L of pear wine About to cold crash and then let it bottle age