Smeed's Sweatery and Boilery (fakecel hate edition)

The indomitable human spirit is truly only inherent to the European. He first raged against the darkness of the night with fire to light the pitch abyss. He then raged against the endless expanse of this earth with sails to map the planet. He then raged against nature with the sciences to stave off the elements. He then raged against the very cosmos itself with fire, with sails, with the sciences to light the pitch abyss, to map the endless expanse, to stave off the elements. And yet he continues to rage, without peace, without reason, as the lesser beings look at his works with envy and puzzlement. He fights the nature, he fights himself, he fights entropy itself. When the Sun dims, he will be there. When the last star dies, he will be there. When the universe dies, he will be there, As he was so long ago, lighting the pitch abyss with fire.

compressed version

holy shit half sword demo goes so hard