The Porkchop Express

Goodnight gamers

She doodling my bob til I nihoymimoy

I blend the spam up into a paste and add it to my coffee anyway

Stop asking if this is me. I can’t afford to drive anything made by Toyota.

You’ve heard of the morally grey character©️ but can you handle the morally gamer character™️?

Like those are 2 seperate things

This would be really funny if Trump wasn’t a jewish pedophile

JUST IN: Trump accuses Texas Senate candidate James Talarico of being a closeted “vegan” who only eats meat publicly to appeal to Texans 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶

Glup Shitto Chocolate Mint

George lucas leaving the ice cream parlor while trying to think of new characters “Frozenyo gurt 🤔”

Sitting my White ass down and listening

Mvch tQ cQnsid3r

poop, japan

“It’s basically a carbonara”

Still thinking about this

The phrase “if my aunt had a dick she’d be my uncle” was once a popular response to a ridiculous hypothetical question but not anymore thanks to woke