The Porkchop Express

Goodnight pQtriQts

783 unread texts on this girls phone WHORE!

How I met your mother

Porktriot

This reminds me. I work with a guy who eats cans of Vienna sausages each day for lunch or a snack. He is either drinking Dr Pepper or eating Vienna sausages when i see him. He leaves empty sausage cans on his forklift. Drinks the juice and everything.

Well now I know which chat I’m NOT sharing this top secret recipe in

Cause it’s like 300 calories per chip scoop look at the ingredients

My lawyers will be sending you a cease and desist

This is a violation

Imagine taking a shit while wearing the Nike brand evil contact lenses that show you the demon realm and drive you insane

Idk wtf a sharingan is but this made me think about those early night vision goggles that allegedly drove people insane when they wore them

Why do butch lesbians have a uniform tho?

wtf was going thru my head when I wrote this^

Hey dudes=slipped on Cargo shorts=buttoned Collar on the polo=popped Baseball hat=on crooked All dykes for some reason

And what I mean by that is-fucking badass!

Something a humanoid cat would drive in a children’s book

I found an exotic.

Going to hell for not using the 🙏🏻 react enough