The Porkchop Express

This shit must go so hard if you’re a dumb ass bitch who doesn’t know how to cook

Pray for her. The kids won’t let her push tomato sauce around in a shallow pan with a wooden spoon.

Yes

Is Clifford, the Big Red Dog, a Kaiju?

Goatse PTSD

(There’s no fucking way I’m the first one to say this)

She party on my voter apathy until I prestige

Mobeeel á lá bámá style

You will be fucking executed, FAAHHHH style. You will be barbecued, BRUH style. You will be put in a boiling pot, DAMN SON WHERE’D YA FIND THIS style, chud goy kliq style, peptides style and that’s the fucking end of it

News flash-Wokepussy hoes love MAGACOCK

Bleached.

A secret 3rd thing?

Do you see it? Hint-it’s not Hitler or a merchant.