Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory

Fresh gribaleevasaaa!

ontological philosophy should be settled while doing hand to hand combat, because the one who claimed that fists are merely infinite semiosis and matter doesn't really exists, gets to feel matter on his face

six million karat gem

cybernetics feels like a pile of cool books on which a group of sociologists shat on, then some philosophers came and pissed, and then came the industrial management consultants and vomited on everything and set it on fire

The greatest threat to knowledge is the homeless. It's a travesty that homeless people aren't sprayed with a fire hose when they try to enter my library.