Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory

i don't get it

who?

Did they talk to you yet tho?

hmpf

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The only downside to my evolution is that during cellulose breakdown, the bacteria release pure methane. Farting in enclosed rooms with an open flame is strictly forbidden. Yesterday I flicked a lighter in the kitchen while simultaneously letting out a silent one. A pretty substantial explosion occurred, burning my curtains and singing my eyebrows to hell... Now I only vent gas outdoors, and the sound is like opening a valve on a gas pipeline. Again, biologists confirm, so the anons don't type away with their fingers calling me schizo. There will be no proofs or photos of particleboard shit, because I don't give a fuck whether you believe me or not. While you eat discounted sausages packed with chemicals and GMOs while working for the toilet, I have already evolved to a higher level."