Brooke’s gremlins ʚ ɞ

my ulcer is healed, my fever is gone, my throat is no longer sore and my head hurt not even once today 🙏

hi guys this is the speech i mentioned in gp class today :p https://www.nas.gov.sg/archivesonline/data/pdfdoc/lky19660829.pdf

This looks like green sludge but I actually asked for a matcha affogato 🍵

Just sent this to my sister

now this bald cuck can use an additional 7 euros to build another bosummy statue of lauren sanchez for his megayacht

amazon fr charged my credit card for a prime membership today and also locked me out of my account so i can’t even cancel it or contact help support 😕

yer a wizard harry

I’m at this weird purgatory stage of illness in which I haven’t completely lost my voice, it’s way thicker and raspier than it usually is so I sound like a really sexy version of Hagrid. maybe i should monetise my sickness and start accepting bedtime asmr audiobook requests

me when one of my students wrote in an essay: Bibi Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Palestine

Whenever I see someone say Singapore GP I immediately think of Singapore General Paper

Some pipagao rn would be REALLY nice 🥲

Life update

AND this ulcer still hasn’t gone away

Life update

next general paper open class happening soon! $38 for non-members, free for our current students: sign up here https://classicle.club/open-classes *our current students will receive a code to register for free during your class reminders this week

I figured it out

If Aristotle was such a great thinker why didn’t he brainstorm how I was supposed to take Instagram pictures on this fuckass hill in Greece

Can’t even send my family group chat a cat picture without catching strays 😭

THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM

If anyone is in LA or NYC, these are the hairstylists I trust to bleach my (very thin and fine) Asian hair!!!