Weird Jokes & Memes

People say I act like I don't give a shit. I'm not acting.  https://weird-jokes.com/

This killing them with kindness is taking longer than I thought it would.  https://weird-jokes.com/

If you're ever lost in the woods, look for the North Star. Its twinkling will comfort you as you die. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Dream big. Fail bigger.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Maybe your cat is meowing because it wants a beer. https://weird-jokes.com/

Take my advice. I'm not using it. https://weird-jokes.com/

I bought my mother-in-law a chair for her birthday... But my wife wouldn't let me plug it in. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Don't let anyone ruin your day, it's your day, ruin it yourself.  https://weird-jokes.com/

I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.  His mom was furious. https://weird-jokes.com/

Your comfort zone called. It wants you back.   https://weird-jokes.com/

My girlfriend asked if we could try something she saw in a porno. I said sure and then she fucked a black guy. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

A man was killed by a shark on his honeymoon. Authorities say he didn’t suffer much as he was only married four days.

Accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Do no harm. Take no shit.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So when I tell you to go fuck yourself it's because I care. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. So then I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle.

Books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.  https://weird-jokes.com/

I Don't Have a Dirty Mind. I Have a Sexy Imagination. https://weird-jokes.com/

HUSBAND: Wanna bang? WIFE: I'm tired. HUSBAND: You weren't always tired when we were dating. WIFE: Babe... that was the free trial… 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

What did the banana tell the vibrator? You're the one shaking? I'm about to get eaten! #jokes