Crypto Mumbles

tldr; one devops engineer’s laptop = access to 6b https://x.com/binance/status/2115993361517891592?s=46&t=nluSw7cwYGx8zFxfoYi5Iw

BINANCE HACKER LINKED TO BITGET AND PHEMEX EXPLOITS Funds from the $6.3B Binance and $388M Bitget exploits were commingled at the same address via THORChain, suggesting a common attacker. Separately, stolen $TRX from Binance reached an address previously used by the Phemex hacker. The Binance attacker-linked cluster still holds $5.78B across 72 addresses, including $1.77B USDT, $1.43B BTC, and $1.12B ETH. Bitget attribution credit: zachxbt · Commingling: 0x15104a9ce0f08a8f0075a0869ae80e795fe0feb7 · Phemex-linked: 0xCd684D22E8C3600E6eE93B5a57923c3b517f3396 ~ https://x.com/OnchainLens/status/2116034165384871985

On-chain data identifies approximately $5.643B in outflows from Binance-labeled wallets as Tether and Circle freeze at least $2.316B in stablecoins • Ethereum: $3.528B • Bitcoin: $1.449B • Tron: $628M • Arbitrum, Optimism and Base: $38M combine — link | AI comment

okay gn https://x.com/0xngmi/status/2115918200013533203

funny how i went from the starry eyed dreamer years ago shouting “not your keys, not your coin!! self custody!!” to “self custody is more harmful to majority of folks” re: phishes and scams and now to “wtf i don’t even want coins anymore” https://x.com/mumbles_c/status/2115920584865624549?s=46&t=nluSw7cwYGx8zFxfoYi5Iw

at this rate, i won’t be surprised if hyperliquid gets exploited as well best to think about the what-ifs and underwrite i will probably be bidding the red candle if that ever happens anyw

i mentally wrote off regardless if i’m able to get it back, i’ll be grateful af

*BINANCE'S CZ: USER FUNDS ARE SAFE

JUST IN: Circle freezes $823 million $USDC linked to suspected Binance hack. @WatcherGuru

after this - there is no way you can convince me to use a non centralised chain/asset

if bybit can refund 1b, surely binance has enough to cover 2.7b anyw, i have a good amount stuck inside rn gdi nowhere is safe who is gonna invest peacefully in an industry like this praying for my money and everyone else that is stuck in binance too

*TREEAI FLAGGED A POSSIBLE THEFT FROM BINANCE HOT WALLETS, WITHDRAWING BILLIONS IN OVER 60 TOKENS TO AN ADDRESS FUNDED BY TORNADO CASH, 16 MINUTES AGO. DETAILS ARE STILL UNCLEAR. TX: 0X53BD38B816C23E74134786C29A8C18D792777998A3B9326047B583100E88E2F3

*BINANCE SEES UNEXPLAINED OUTFLOWS TO FRESHLY CREATED ADDRESSES, FUNDED BY TORNADO: ONCHAIN