Abnormal comedies😂

Me ruining the whole conversation after saying “how many girls have you said that to?”

If I was a man I’d go crazy over a girl like me

Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice

I wish men still write paragraph while you sleep

13 year old me would think current me is cool asf and that’s all that matters

Finally made it out of talking stage (We don’t talk anymore)

There is a girl in his phone who never has to text him first

🤏🏾this close to text him “let me have ur kids”

Am I really funny or do yall wanna fck?

In a world full of materialistic women, make sure you're first in line. There's nothing cute bout being broke

Only if my wallet is as fat as my belly

me when the hot story posted of myself finally expires after 24 hours & I can no longer rewatch it a million times to admire myself

Buy me a camera mlew be mkniyat nw

Better be safe than sorry

What if she comes in ur dreams if u don’t ♥️ the post

The more I stay home, the more homeless I look

Semahegn Belew, Rest in peace legend