Abnormal comedies😂

Condoms are free in college but printing isn’t?? Is a nut more important than my assignment?

Boys what would you do if you were a men for a day?

I hate when men laugh? What’s funny? Cheating ?

Finding out ur man is a bitch is the worst gender reveal

A man asking you to split the rent is called a roommate

If she looks materialistic, why would you DM her with no materials ?

Before calling a woman gold digger ask ur self if you even have a gold

Buying a man gift is so difficult what do they even like ? other women

May it give you the knowledge of the depth to understand to be loved unconditionally. Btw the Bible was like Christ’s blood are only for good deeds like he chose to die only for good people lol , yall be scared to live a worldly life . To meet his requirements, you will try to be a good person. But because God is not an Authoritarian he sets free all . And now it’s up to you to answer his call as he is standing by the door right now, that’s why the Lord forgive the person who was in the Cross next to him . What good did he do in his entire life and he was in the Cross. Next to Jesus. But when he ask Jesus to save him , the Lord saved him. Answer the knocks or atleast pray to get the ability to hear the knocks

So may the Lord Jesus whom he has saved me in all my sins give you the same peace in your hearts . The same true happiness in your heart

Prayer is your answer to truly need God because you communicate to God through prayer. Ask your God to give you the heart to truly want him instead of being in one umbrella religion. Ask him “God please make me want you?”

Hearing his voice is your decision to make. God is not a dictator to make you worship him with force. Right? You can’t blame God “oh why haven’t you made me” cuz you hear God’s voice a billion times but the noise in this world and your flesh covers it.

So the devil is not 100% tired of making u fail. Like he doesn’t say oh let me take some sip of water. As much as God who protects us even when we sleep. So God is always at your door waiting for you. To be CHOSEN that’s a promise to all regardless of what yall did.

How many times have you sworn ro stop singing or lying but you fail? How many time how you tried to live Godly life but you still get back to worldly life. That’s what the same between believes and normal people. We all know we will fail back to worldly life but we know at this we are in Christ. CHOSEN

So being guilty would mean that knowing a big sacrifice is paid for you but you chose not to take it have consequences. That is an Eternal death. Whether you like it or not, Christ has died 2000 years ago and has paid a blood price. And the sin you will do tomorrow too. He didn’t say oh I won’t die for Nati or Helen or Tom because of their good deeds but I’ll die for the rest or for more sinners. So knowing that it’s not optional you get to choose the truth or act like you know the truth ? Again not by your choice but his.