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Lmfao.

🇧🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Flavio Bolsonaro has been asked by the Brazilian Federal Police to surrender his passports. He is currently banned from leaving Brazil.

https://www.wral.com/news/local/state-senate-candidate-custody-after-hours-long-standoff-cary-police-october-2026/ Fin.

Iran with a nike let's goooooo!!!

🇮🇷⚡️ — As expected, it was only a matter of time before Iran pursued a nuclear deterrent. Iran’s Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has called for accelerated scientific and technological development, with a focus on nuclear technology and military capabilities. “The experience of the two recent wars has demonstrated to everyone that this new scientific surge must be deep and rapid,” he said, according to Fars News Agency. @OSINTWarfare

You couldn't fuck this outta me

And that, gentlemen, is why they call it the balltic sea

Never forget to ask a Swede how far up the shaft hes from. And Finland being the land of a thousand lakes of ballsweat, needs to be asked how it smells

Always gets me laughing

Libertarian going nuclear here. Godspeed you crazy bastard. I hope heaven has the freedom you spent your life looking for

If you haven't been following this, Joel Berry and all the other horrible ziocons on the Babylon Bee side of conservatism were knowingly harboring an illegal alien from Africa who was intentionally overstaying his visa so he could go to prolife rallies and grift donations for being "le based black man". ICE did not care and deported him anyways and now these rubes are trying to get him back and are upset that the online right wing sees nothing wrong with the enforcement of immigration laws.

To be fair. Germans were never renowned for their humor. Apart from the 30 years war of course. Hilarious

Estonians when they see the sun set for whatever reason

They uh, dont make em like they used to