XIAOMI Fuckups

Exclusive: Top Xiaomi India Executives Are Exiting in a Major Leadership Shakeup - Reading mode https://www.smartprix.com/bytes/exclusive-xiaomi-india-undergoes-major-leadership-reshuffle-as-core-executives-prepare-to-exit/

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It's all fun and games until the Xiaomi robot bugs out and starts killing people

Xiaomi Clanker Works! Xiaomi Cyber One Robot also has a "hole" for water inlet and outlet. Expected Specifications: SD870, 16 GB Ram (4+12), 512 GB storage, with xiaomi cloud 100 gb 3 months free trial. A Developer Mode on it, it's running Ubuntu and ROS, the login is mi with 123 as password

Vietnam Fines Xiaomi For Violating Consumer Protection Rights! On May 7, 2026, the National Competition Commission of Vietnam issued Decision No. 123/QĐ-XPHC imposing a fine of VND 290,000,000 (~ $11,000) on Xiaomi Vietnam Co., Ltd. for 3 violations: - Not giving consumers the option to allow or not allow the use of their information for advertising, promoting products, goods, services, and other commercial activities. - Failing to notify or disclose to consumers in advance the sponsorship of influencers in any form to use their image, advice, or recommendations for commercial promotion or to encourage consumers to buy or use products, goods, or services. - Including clauses that are not permitted in general terms and conditions of transactions. Follow @Xiaomifuckup to get back your rights of ditching Xiaomi

BREAKING: Proof that Xiaomi’s R&D Department is just a text editor as Xiaomi renames Tab 8 to Tab 9

UPDATE Xiaomi_Inventory SET Model_Name = 'Pad 9' WHERE Innovation_Level = 0 AND Original_Model = 'Pad 8'

git commit -m "Fixed bug where the Xiaomi tablet was accidentally an Tab 8 instead of Tab 9" Xiaomi’s "innovation" has officially peaked at a basic find-and-replace job. Why bother with engineers when a developer with a backspace key can create a "next-gen" device in seconds. Firmware Code shows the "new" Pad 9 is just a global rebrand of the Pad 8, keeping the same ‘yupei’ codename throughout. The code proves that at Xiaomi, 8 == 9 is a valid boolean if Lei Jun says so. Don't buy a Pad 9, just rename your Pad 8 in the settings and save yourself the cash. Follow @TechLeaksZone

BREAKING: Proof that Xiaomi’s R&D Department is just a text editor as Xiaomi renames Tab 8 to Tab 9

UPDATE Xiaomi_Inventory SET Model_Name = 'Pad 9' WHERE Innovation_Level = 0 AND Original_Model = 'Pad 8'

git commit -m "Fixed bug where the Xiaomi tablet was accidentally an Tab 8 instead of Tab 9" Xiaomi’s "innovation" has officially peaked at a basic find-and-replace job. Why bother with engineers when a developer with a backspace key can create a "next-gen" device in seconds. Code shows the "new" Pad 9 is just a global rebrand of the Pad 8, keeping the same ‘yupei’ codename throughout. The code proves that at Xiaomi, 8 == 9 is a valid boolean if Lei Jun says so. Don't buy a Pad 9, just rename your Pad 8 in the settings and save yourself the cash. Follow @TechLeaksZone

[Add your feelings about this liquid glass UI on HyperOS 4]

Well, I bought a "damaged" 13T with no functioning camera. After an update 2 of them started working. So I'm sure it was also some update that broke it.

Xiaomi Ultras are so good that updates can literally break the biggest functionality you paid for, the camera: https://t.me/evgenmt/24452

Meme Magic Battery: The Lei Jun Special On May 4th, the Redmi K90 Pro Max was just 24 charge cycles old when battery health already showed up at 95% Despite having a 7560mAh large battery, the device battery was already 5% down before it had even seen a full month of use. The service centre seemed like the logical next step, but logic has no place in the Xiaomi ecosystem. And so the prayers went up to Lei Jun, and the blessings came down in the form of firmware miracles. May 12th brought a silent, unexplained jump to 97%, and May 14th quietly added one more point to make it 98%. No update, no explanation, just blessings materialising on a screen. At this rate, a few more blessings from Lei Jun and the Redmi K90 Pro Max will stop drawing from the grid entirely and start giving back to it. Meme Magic Battery Power is real, and it is not to be taken lightly. Follow @Xiaomifuckup for more Xiaomi miracles, Lei Jun lore, and battery health updates that have no business going up

Message from the CEO of Xiaomi, Lei Jun: Have furry babies.

Flagship €1500 or ₹1,40,000 priced Xiaomi 17 Ultra has received ZERO updates since its debut globally

Xiaomi HyperOS 4: Monkey See, Monkey Hyper! While Google, Samsung and other Chinese smartphone brands stayed away from adding a liquid glass mess to keep the user experience clean, Xiaomi will prove that they have NO ideas without Apple. They are the only company brave enough to steal the design everyone else hated except Huawei. Follow @TechLeaksZone

The holy 小米澎湃OS3.1 forgot how the lockscreen should look like. And before you say it, no, it's not a Redmi/Poco.