XIAOMI Fuckups

From Naming to Now Dating: Xiaomi’s Apple Simping Goes Hardcore Continuing its legacy of copying Apple, Xiaomi is now ripping off Apple's product launch roadmap right after stealing their naming scheme. Similar to how Apple plans to debut the vanilla iPhone 18 next year alongside the iPhone 18e and the Air 2, Xiaomi would also be launching its regular Xiaomi 18 now next year only. And that's our show for today. Remember kids: mimicry is the sincerest form of Xiaomi. Follow @TechLeaksZone

The Redmi Note 17 and Note 17 Pro don't even have basic system blur, and the vanilla Redmi Note 17 doesn't even support the split Control Center. Follow @XiaomiFuckup

Main camera sensor size and video recording resolution of Redmi Note over the years Redmi Note 5 Pro: 12MP 1/2.9", 1080p30 Redmi Note 6 Pro: 12MP 1/2.55", 1080p30 Redmi Note 7 Pro: 48MP 1/2", 4K30 Redmi Note 8 Pro: 64MP 1/1.7", 4K30 Redmi Note 9 Pro: 64MP 1/1.7", 4K30 Redmi Note 10 Pro: 108MP 1/1.52", 4K30 Redmi Note 11 Pro: 108MP 1/1.52", 1080p30 Redmi Note 12 Pro: 50MP 1/1.56", 4K30 Redmi Note 13 Pro: 200MP 1/1.4", 4K30 Redmi Note 14 Pro: 50MP 1/2", 4K30 Redmi Note 15 Pro: 200MP 1/1.4", 4K30 Redmi Note 17 Pro: 50MP, 1/2.76", 1080p30 🤡

We got Xiaomi dakimakura before GTA VI

Poco mold fix please

Poco mold fix please

Why hire a design team when Apple does it for free? 😉 One requires a massive team of creative designers pouring over pixels and user feedback. The other just requires a stable internet connection, a screenshot tool, and the absolute audacity to ship it. That's the difference between innovation and replication. Follow @Xiaomifuckup to see more homework Xiaomi is copying with HyperOS 4.

Xiaomi Theme Developers have already copied the Live Space feature from ColorOS 🫠

Exclusive: Top Xiaomi India Executives Are Exiting in a Major Leadership Shakeup - Reading mode https://www.smartprix.com/bytes/exclusive-xiaomi-india-undergoes-major-leadership-reshuffle-as-core-executives-prepare-to-exit/

Xiaomi users celebrating their achievements

Meet Xiaom

It's all fun and games until the Xiaomi robot bugs out and starts killing people

Xiaomi Clanker Works! Xiaomi Cyber One Robot also has a "hole" for water inlet and outlet. Expected Specifications: SD870, 16 GB Ram (4+12), 512 GB storage, with xiaomi cloud 100 gb 3 months free trial. A Developer Mode on it, it's running Ubuntu and ROS, the login is mi with 123 as password

Vietnam Fines Xiaomi For Violating Consumer Protection Rights! On May 7, 2026, the National Competition Commission of Vietnam issued Decision No. 123/QĐ-XPHC imposing a fine of VND 290,000,000 (~ $11,000) on Xiaomi Vietnam Co., Ltd. for 3 violations: - Not giving consumers the option to allow or not allow the use of their information for advertising, promoting products, goods, services, and other commercial activities. - Failing to notify or disclose to consumers in advance the sponsorship of influencers in any form to use their image, advice, or recommendations for commercial promotion or to encourage consumers to buy or use products, goods, or services. - Including clauses that are not permitted in general terms and conditions of transactions. Follow @Xiaomifuckup to get back your rights of ditching Xiaomi

BREAKING: Proof that Xiaomi’s R&D Department is just a text editor as Xiaomi renames Tab 8 to Tab 9

UPDATE Xiaomi_Inventory SET Model_Name = 'Pad 9' WHERE Innovation_Level = 0 AND Original_Model = 'Pad 8'

git commit -m "Fixed bug where the Xiaomi tablet was accidentally an Tab 8 instead of Tab 9" Xiaomi’s "innovation" has officially peaked at a basic find-and-replace job. Why bother with engineers when a developer with a backspace key can create a "next-gen" device in seconds. Firmware Code shows the "new" Pad 9 is just a global rebrand of the Pad 8, keeping the same ‘yupei’ codename throughout. The code proves that at Xiaomi, 8 == 9 is a valid boolean if Lei Jun says so. Don't buy a Pad 9, just rename your Pad 8 in the settings and save yourself the cash. Follow @TechLeaksZone

BREAKING: Proof that Xiaomi’s R&D Department is just a text editor as Xiaomi renames Tab 8 to Tab 9

UPDATE Xiaomi_Inventory SET Model_Name = 'Pad 9' WHERE Innovation_Level = 0 AND Original_Model = 'Pad 8'

git commit -m "Fixed bug where the Xiaomi tablet was accidentally an Tab 8 instead of Tab 9" Xiaomi’s "innovation" has officially peaked at a basic find-and-replace job. Why bother with engineers when a developer with a backspace key can create a "next-gen" device in seconds. Code shows the "new" Pad 9 is just a global rebrand of the Pad 8, keeping the same ‘yupei’ codename throughout. The code proves that at Xiaomi, 8 == 9 is a valid boolean if Lei Jun says so. Don't buy a Pad 9, just rename your Pad 8 in the settings and save yourself the cash. Follow @TechLeaksZone

[Add your feelings about this liquid glass UI on HyperOS 4]

Well, I bought a "damaged" 13T with no functioning camera. After an update 2 of them started working. So I'm sure it was also some update that broke it.

Xiaomi Ultras are so good that updates can literally break the biggest functionality you paid for, the camera: https://t.me/evgenmt/24452