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Lol

Balls the size of cantaloupes

Bro. Just put your benis in her bagina and stop worrying so much god damn

There goes ten years worth of someone's income!

Theres nothing funnier to me than knowing that weapons costing upwards of $1mill went towards destroying fucking balloons worth less than $10k(estimating)

🇮🇷 🤝🇨🇳 🤡🇺🇸/ 🇮🇱 As the totally unexpected "preventive preemptive preemtion strikes" on Iran, aka Isn'treali and US midterm elections, are fast approaching - a friendly reminder of the thousands of totally obliterated targets in the 12- and 40-day wars. @DDGeopolitics

🇮🇷🇺🇸⚡️ — Senior Iranian officials say Tehran is prolonging negotiations to prevent U.S. President Trump from securing a political victory ahead of the midterm elections. @IntelSlava

In case you're wondering why there's been no third rail in a while

Watch out guys he was really really gonna do it this time!

🇺🇸❌🇮🇷 – Israeli outlet i24 News claims Trump came "very close" to approving a strike in Iran on at least one occasion in recent weeks. There have been unconfirmed reports of U.S. strikes in Iran recently, and just yesterday some outlets reported a strike on Konarak Naval Base, Sistan and Baluchestan province. @GeoPWatch

What if instead of William shakeass he was called William Shakespee and just had parkinson

What if he was called william shakesass and instead of making plays he threw that shit back

"What he termed an unprovoked military campaign(...)" Nigga what the fuck would you call it???