Yohannes Haile

If you see someone working on personal projects, better believe they are unemployed

May your life be filled with consecutive paydays and seasonal promotions

The adult life people refer to: Buying a house, getting married, having kids The adult life I’m referring to: Sending emails, Best regards, Hope you’re doing well

mx + b ohannes

Assets frozen

Last time I prayed in public was for a Mac Mini and God provided a MacBook Pro + MacBook Air Now I’m praying in public for a car in public, The Lord will surprise me with a private jet አሜን በል ጎበዝ

ፀልዩልኝና መኪና ልግዛ I’m avoiding the city to keep myself safe from respiratory infections. Yango hurts my net worth

“ሙሽራይቱ ያለችው እርሱ ሙሽራ ነው፤ ቆሞ የሚሰማው ሚዜው ግን በሙሽራው ድምጽ እጅግ ደስ ይለዋል። እንግዲህ ይህ ደስታዬ ተፈጸመ።” የዮሐንስ ወንጌል 3:29

It's giving the diaspora zemed

I'm running out of ሰርግ jokes before the bride and the groom show up ከንቱ ዓለም

Soon I'm going to be the rich uncle 🕺

The current vibe

Some of you took adult life seriously and it's hard for the rest of us to keep up

“ትልልቅ ሰርጎች ውስጥ ትንንሽ ሰርጎች ይፈጠራሉ” — Siddhartha Gautama

How I felt in April 😴

Locked in

- Tim Cook steps down as CEO of Apple - Cursor is getting acquired by SpaceX - Anthropic found its own model (Mythos) harmful - Vercel got compromised - Donut got married You spent April without me and faced the consequences Good to be back

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I'm taking a break from content creation on all platforms. If you need me, you can use the channel DM. The plan is to rest in April and get back to the game in May. June will also be a great month because of WWDC 2026. See you ✌️