ASSIGNED WHITE AT BIRTH

Florida State was supposed to host their home opener in football tonight

am i a certified Noticer now

yes

@katrickbateman weren't you the one talking about somebody fucking around with the power supply across the country

i should get to descend from the red throne once a year to pilfer these mfs crops

the person who kept blaming me for losing the good pens quit and guess what hasn’t gone missing since

counterpoint: lying to recruiters is the norm

Idea: rifles with phone holders so they can watch subway surfers while in the trenches

I really wanna see this get a morbillion dollars dumped into it just to find out most of the people who WOULD be targeted for this legitimately just don't qualify for the military Source: knowing a shit ton of disabled people in absolutely incredible debt

Legalise tricknology

leftists complained the poverty draft was an outdated idea so the absolute beasts in the trump administration decided to bring it back

The funniest shit I've seen all week

LOL

they have notifications on but you're an admin and I think that makes you worse

what the fuck is wrong with you