Papi’s Paper Route 📬

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Pentagon fails annual audit for the eighth year in a row. - Reuters

Sydney tit poastingggg for morale purposes

Hope everyone is surviving

America’s Sweetheart btw

I didn’t look at anything today, maybe it’s up.

*TRUMP: I DIDN'T LOOK AT STOCK MARKET TODAY, MAYBE IT'S UP

Real.

*TRUMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE

I want everyone to be lied to so hard the coins go to insane valuations for no reason other than we all agree the propaganda is that good.

if you were there, you remember. We all knew it made no sense. Everyone made money. Gigantic lesson there.

Make them believe the AI will have its own religion again.

MAKE PROPAGANDA GREAT AGAIN

We need better narratives than begging politicians to tweet the meme, this is PATHETIC

And just launch a coin or something

I’m about to just assemble a team of the best narrative and propaganda maxi’s I can

We need better propaganda.

BREAKING: Bitcoin’s short squeeze accelerates with prices surging above $94,000. https://t.co/412rYpzWVy (@TheKobeissiLetter)

BREAKING: Bitcoin surges above $93,000 as over $130 million worth of levered shorts are liquidated in 60 minutes. https://t.co/BAYDyRTgzg (@TheKobeissiLetter)