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Official Statement from SUMKA – National Socialist Workers Party of Iran We welcome the recent ceasefire agreement in Gaza, but we remain skeptical about its implementation. While this ceasefire provides a momentary respite from the ongoing genocide, we are deeply concerned about the sincerity and durability of this truce. The Judaic occupation forces have a long history of violating ceasefires and continuing their aggression. We cannot afford to be complacent or trust in the goodwill of an entity that has shown no regard for human life or international law. We urge all cowardly and treacherous Arab nations to take a firm stance against the Zionist entity and its allies. It is disgraceful that while our brothers and sisters in Palestine suffer, some Arab and Turkish countries continue to engage in trade deals and diplomatic relations with Jews. These actions betray the Palestinian cause and disrespect every individual who has sacrificed for the freedom of Palestine, as well as for the world, from the enduring challenges posed by the 3,000 year old plague of Jews and Judaism. We must unite and demand that all forms of trade, economic cooperation, and diplomatic ties with the Zionist entity be immediately halted. Our solidarity with the Palestinian people must be unwavering, and our actions must reflect this commitment. We cannot allow our leaders to prioritize their own interests over the suffering of others. حزب سوسیالیست ملی کارگران ایران

🇸🇪🇬🇧🇮🇱⚡️- BREAKING: The Islamic Resistance in Sweden, in retaliation for the assassination of Commander Greta Al-Thunberg in June, claims responsibility for the elimination of two IDF combatants near a synagogue in Manchester yesterday.

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🇮🇷🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian has decided to undergo firefighter training, claiming it's to "be on the frontlines defending California from upcoming wildfires."

🇸🇾🇮🇱⚡️- BREAKING: Syrian Air Force combat helicopters have taken off to intercept Israeli planes, marking the first such action since the fall of the Assad regime.

🇸🇦⚡️- BREAKING: The Royal Saudi Land Forces have announced a general mobilization.

🇮🇱⚡️- BREAKING: The "Busty Israeli Girls" subreddit has been banned.

🇺🇸🇻🇪⚡️- BREAKING: U.S. Air Force employee "Stage Fright", formerly known as "Anglo Zoomer" and the owner of our knockoff channel "Rerum Novarum", refuses to share aircraft callsigns, despite claiming to 'geolocate' everything.

🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The Israeli Ministry of Defense has announced a $271 billion deal with Elbit Systems to mass-produce humanoid soldiers for the takeover of Gaza City. These humanoid soldiers are currently in testing and are expected to be operational as early as next week.

🇮🇱🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The IDF has announced the death of Charles James Kirk, the head of the intelligence apparatus of the Islamic Resistance in Utah.

🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Jews fly an airliner into the Milad tower in Greater Tehran in honor of the 24th anniversary of the IDF's September 11 operation in New York City. “Flying planes into towers is a sacred Jewish tradition” The Chief Rabbinate of Israel announces in a statement. Seyyed Abbas Araqchi, the Iranian Foreign Minister, says Iran “reserves the right to respond at the appropriate time” to prevent the disruption of an agreement with the nuclear watchdog IAEA.

🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: The Iranian regime has equipped Persian stray cats with 'Qiam-1' short-range ballistic missiles. Western experts are decrying this as a shocking violation of animal rights.

🇦🇲🇦🇿⚡️ - BREAKING: African-Armenian commander of the Armenian Armed Forces, Jeffery Lamar Williams II, also known as "Young Thug," claims he and his comrades take "mad dih," seemingly expressing his disappointment with Prime Minister Pashinyan's peace settlement with Azerbaijan. Neither Prime Minister Pashinyan's office nor Ilham Aliyev has responded with a statement so far.

🇮🇳🇵🇰⚡️- BREAKING: The Chief of Staff of the Indian Armed Forces, Sir Feces Maximus, announces readiness to confront any new Pakistani adventurism with full force.

🇮🇱⚡️- BREAKING: The IDF has announced that they targeted an Islamic Resistance of Bikini Bottom command and control center.

🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The iCloud account of the proud American patriot and owner of our knockoff channel 'Rerum Novarum,' has been hacked, leading to the leak of two personal photos. The long-awaited face reveal of 'Stage Fright,' the owner of 'Rerum Novarum,' is finally here!

🇮🇷 BREAKING: The Iranian Foreign Minister was reportedly spotted in Karbala, wearing a hijab, allegedly fleeing iran following recent statements

🇮🇱⚡️- BREAKING: Squidward Quincy Tentacles exposed as a Jew.

🇦🇲🇦🇿⚡️- BREAKING: African-Armenian guerilla commander Jeffery Lamar Williams II, known as "Young Thug" in the United States, has been spotted conducting a reconaissance mission over Azerbaijani airspace.

🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- BREAKING: Jews finally acknowledge the genocide in Gaza, just not in the way you think.