Hate Facts: Folie à Deux

I wanna start a shirt company that markets towards left wing activist groups, and have one of them order a bunch of Free Palestine shirts from me. Then I call them and I'm like "hey there. So we have the shirts, but there was a slight alteration from the original design." So the guys like "what kind of alteration?" And I'm like "well they all now say Free Israel on them" and the guys like "that's not a slight alteration, that's the complete opposite of what we wanted" so I'm like "I mean, I woukd call that a very glass half empty perspective" and he's like "what's the glass half full perspective" and I'm like "um...look I'll give you a 10% discount since this is partially our fault" he's like "no, we don't want the shirts. We fundamentally believe the exact opposite of what's on them, and even if we were pro-israel the shirts still wouldn't make any sense. Israel isn't being held captive." And I'm like "alright, how bout 20%?" And the guys like "DEAL!" and im like "I knew you were jewish" and I hang up. But I do send him the shirts. @HateFacts2

All these liberated skanks who fear incel violence are the ones in the most qualified position to stop them. If every OnlyFans skank and BPD college slam piece sought out one of these weirdos per year and fucked them, they would quite literally save lives. One crumb of pussy and these guys will be back on the woman train. Call it a charitable donation on your 1099 form you have to fill out for your otherwise monetized whoring. @HateFacts2

I can't believe Donald Trump won the war against Iran, then out of pure generosity and strength of character, decided to give them everything they want and make them a much stronger nation during their surrender negotiations. What a lenient conquering hero we have as president. And to think, all he wanted in return was Iran to agree not to do things they already weren't doing. He has truly etched his name into the stone of history. @HateFacts2

Heard someone call a black guy a Watermelon Felon. That's great. @HateFacts2

If there's one thing being on dating apps has taught me, it's just how many fat chicks are out there riding horses. You'll see them dressed up in their jockey outfits, which 3 normal sized jockies could comfortably fit in. Holding the reigns of some poor animal that did nothing to deserve what'sabout to happen. I don't see how they can view that as a fun hobby, and not brutal animal abuse. You never understand the meaning of the term "beast of burden" till you see one of these 300lbs jellophants about to mount up. @HateFacts2

He's a charcoal briquette. @HateFacts2

Relevant again. @HateFacts2

The US with all it's resources can't open the Strait of Hormuz. I bet if it was called the Gay of Hormuz, Lindsey Graham would have it open in an hour. @HateFacts2

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One of the traits of a narcissistic personality is when someone is telling you a story about themselves and they mention someone only they know, without explaining who that person is. It's an indication that they don't care if the person they're talking to is engaged in the story, they just want to talk about themselves to anyone who will listen. That's what Dave told me, anyway. @HateFacts2

People who think the government has a machine that controls the weather are simply uneducated fools. We who believe in science understand that the weather is controlled by a Groundhogs reaction to seeing his shadow. @HateFacts2

I asked a friend of mine to use AI to create a combination of Alexander Dugin and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. So here is Hacksaw Jim Dugin. @HateFacts2

You know, everybody talks about how Indians are technically Asians. Nobody talks about how Israel is also in Asia. Which means that all Israelis are Chinese. Think bout it! @HateFacts2

Looks like this Hamburger....could've used some helper. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! @HateFacts2

There should be a black-owned beer company called Jigabrew. @HateFacts2

That Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano fight was the MMA equivalent of a crypto rug pull. @HateFacts2

Smart panda. He knew if he ate her he'd just be hungry again an hour later. @HateFacts2

Im going to start an organization similar to Stop Asian Hate, only it's called Stop, Asian Hate. It's just going to be for people who want other people to stop and watch them hate Asians. @HateFacts2

Josh Hokit is like semi-retarted. He's the first fighter to ever start his career already having pugilistic dementia. @HateFacts2