Hate Facts: Folie à Deux

SKETCH IDEA: Black girl gets into university because of DEI and geared to race SAT scores. Then people start telling her that's why she got in. To prove she's intelligent she enters a debate on economics, but she thinks she's entering a debate on ebonics. She shows up to the debate all thugged out in her ghetto attire, and the Chinese kid on the other side of the debate is in a suit and tie. He's giving a 10 minute opening argument about how the economy benefits from blah blah, then concludes to the audiences polite golf clapping. The moderator is like "black girl, your rebuttal?" She grabs the microphone and is like "yo dis Chinesy ass mafucka ain't sheeeit. Here my re-butt-all" then she just starts breakin it down twerking. The entire audience breaks out into massive applause. The stuffy debate crowd goes wild and starts dancing in the aisles. The moderators are like "brilliant, you win the debate. Here's a chalice full of red kool-aid, and a sash that says Black Girl Magic on it" and that's how Claudine Gay became president of Harvard. @HateFacts2

I hit on a girl the other day by asking if her pants were astronaut pants. She said "yes they are. I'm actually an astronaut and I work for NASA and I take my job very seriously. I've been to space two times already." To which I replied "oh, cause I was going to say that your ass is out of this world, but since you are an astronaut I won't do anything to insult the dignity of such a strong and independent woman." Then I squeezed her tit and mada a "HONK!" Sound before bowing low and exiting the conversation graciously. @HateFacts2

"The entire room went silent as the libertarian fellow made what he considered a great point. I realized it was now or never. I had to hit him with the most devastating comback I could think of. "Well good sir" I exclaimed "our currency may be fiat, but you good sir, are a biotch" the room exploded with applause, so I did a Michael Jackson level spin that ended with a Roman Salute, then left him there defeated. My cousin still says none of this actually happend and all I did was get blackout drunk and call a guy a libertarian faggot before trying to fight him and getting thrown out by the groomsmen. He also says I ruined his wedding, but who cares what the friend of some libertarian faggot thinks." - Excerpt from my memoirs. @HateFacts2

Lindsey Graham died doing what he loved...being a faggot. @HateFacts2

There should be a black version of monopoly where all the pieces are the gun, and half the cards are the go to jail card. @HateFacts2

I confronted the guy and finally figured out why he's always talking about pizza. Turns out he's the manager of a pizza place. What an embarrassing misunderstanding on my end. Here I am thinking this guy is some sick freak, and it turns out he just manages this pizza place called Comet Ping Pong. Boy do I feel like a real jerk. @HateFacts2

I think my neighbor might be a pedophile. He keeps talking about cheese pizza to me. It's like he's trying to communicate some sort of secret pedo code. He'll say something like "I really like eating cheese pizza after I molest children" I think there might be something off about him, but I can't be sure. Anyway, the investigation continues. @HateFacts2

Proof that God doesn't give you what you ask for, but what you need. @HateFacts2

Lindsey Graham dead, McConnell in the hospital, the kosher-system is rapidly losing it's best guys. T.me/TheWesternChauvinist1

I hear the Orangutan are an endangered species. To that I say, good. Fuck the Orangutan. They stink and I don't like them. @HateFacts2

Please lord. I never ask you for much. But if you could find it in your heart to make Mitch McConnell die from whatever is ailing him, I would be eternally grateful. @HateFacts2

Jake Paul has his next opponent. @HateFacts2

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What are my tips for success in online dating, you ask? Well I'll tell you. I like to open conversations with something engaging that will make a girl want to respond, such as "hello, I'd really enjoy having heterosexual sex with you" you know something witty like that. She will usually respond with a playfully flirtatious remark like "why did you specify heterosexual?" That's when I turn on the charm and say something funny like "look bitch, I don't have time for a million questions. Now this dick ain't going to suck itself, so quit fucking around and let's do this thing." At this point she responds with something like "finally. A real man stepped up and put me in my place like I've been wanting for a long time. I'll be over to have sex with you as soon as possible. Thank you for taking charge." And that'll be the beginning of a years long relationship. This has 100% success rate, and has never failed even once. @HateFacts2

"Elliott" Page looks like Gilbert Gottfried's son. @HateFacts2

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The competition for greatest Napolean of all time immediately takes a nosedive after the #1 spot. #1 is arguably the greatest general of all time. Then #2 is a retarded kid from a just okay movie. #3 most people can't even name another Napolean. If you have a child and name him Napolean, he could easily slip into the #3 spot. After that his competiton for #2 is a fictional character. @HateFacts2

The Matrix and the Truman Show are basically the exact same movie. @HateFacts2

For this one you have to really imagine being a leftist activist and showing up to a George Floyd protest wearing an "I Can't Read" shirt. @HateFacts2

Call him back a week later and be like "hey so I felt bad that the shirts didn't say what you wanted, so I turned on the shirt machine and made another batch for you at cost" the guys like "great, do they say Free Palestine now?" And im like "close, really close" guys like "what do they say?" I'm like "they say Free Palantir" the guys all "that's even worse morally and it makes less sense now than before" im like "see you're focusing on the negative again saying it's morally worse, when literally it's actually quite better. It starts off with pal which palestine also begins with. Which means that it's at least 3 letters closer than the previous Free Israel shirts" the gus like "i suppose if I gave it the most literal interpretation possible and ignored any moral, ideological, or even common sense conflicts that arose from wearing a shirt that suggests we should Free an AI mass surveillance and data collection technology company, I COULD see it that way; but I'm not going to do that." And I'm like "ooooh I wasn't even thinkin of that. I was thinking of the seeing stone from Lord of The Rings." The guys like "I know why I keep going to you. I've never been satisfied with your work in any way. This is just the Free Israel situation all over again. And the time before that when I threw a protest for George Floyd and you sent me those I Can't Read shirts." And I'm like "....sooo do you want the shirts?" And hes all "you are costing me so much credibility with my left wing audience...but yes I will take the shirts" @HateFacts2