Hate Facts: Folie à Deux

Being a beautiful, fit woman IS indeed fascism. @Fashposting

Like i told the last girl I hooked up with "sorry if you HEARD me say I was a massage therapist, but I distinctly said misogynist rapist." The point is, good communication is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship. @HateFacts2

"Ace Pilotson, reporting for World War Love"

The worst thing about leap years is they add an extra day to black history month. @HateFacts2

I have a measured IQ of 185, if you add up both IQ tests I've taken. @HateFacts2

The Australian accent is the funniest accent to call someone gay in, and I know. I've called someone gay in every national and regional accent in the world. Don't believe me? that's because you're gay! @HateFacts2

Awe

Orange flavor cat kills squirrel Little fucks are savage

Yeah, I was the fascist. @HateFacts2

A Fascist worked out today. Did you?

I keep hearing these stories about women who get beaten and abused by their significant others, and they don't leave because they think he does that because he loves them. My question is, why are there no bitches that think that way about cheating, because these brawds im with keep getting really upset about it. Why cant there be one who's like "hey does that because he loves me" @HateFacts2

There's a show called The Knick about doctors working in a hospital in the early 1900s. I think it should have a spinoff about the first black doctor to ever work at the same hospital, called The Knicker. @HateFacts2

Im the only one who actually uses AI the way it's SUPPOSED to be used. To benefit humanity. With that in mind, I give you...Ted Cruzynski. A mash up uf Ted Cruz and Ted Kaczynski. @HateFacts2

SKETCH IDEA: Black girl gets into university because of DEI and geared to race SAT scores. Then people start telling her that's why she got in. To prove she's intelligent she enters a debate on economics, but she thinks she's entering a debate on ebonics. She shows up to the debate all thugged out in her ghetto attire, and the Chinese kid on the other side of the debate is in a suit and tie. He's giving a 10 minute opening argument about how the economy benefits from blah blah, then concludes to the audiences polite golf clapping. The moderator is like "black girl, your rebuttal?" She grabs the microphone and is like "yo dis Chinesy ass mafucka ain't sheeeit. Here my re-butt-all" then she just starts breakin it down twerking. The entire audience breaks out into massive applause. The stuffy debate crowd goes wild and starts dancing in the aisles. The moderators are like "brilliant, you win the debate. Here's a chalice full of red kool-aid, and a sash that says Black Girl Magic on it" and that's how Claudine Gay became president of Harvard. @HateFacts2

I hit on a girl the other day by asking if her pants were astronaut pants. She said "yes they are. I'm actually an astronaut and I work for NASA and I take my job very seriously. I've been to space two times already." To which I replied "oh, cause I was going to say that your ass is out of this world, but since you are an astronaut I won't do anything to insult the dignity of such a strong and independent woman." Then I squeezed her tit and mada a "HONK!" Sound before bowing low and exiting the conversation graciously. @HateFacts2

"The entire room went silent as the libertarian fellow made what he considered a great point. I realized it was now or never. I had to hit him with the most devastating comback I could think of. "Well good sir" I exclaimed "our currency may be fiat, but you good sir, are a biotch" the room exploded with applause, so I did a Michael Jackson level spin that ended with a Roman Salute, then left him there defeated. My cousin still says none of this actually happend and all I did was get blackout drunk and call a guy a libertarian faggot before trying to fight him and getting thrown out by the groomsmen. He also says I ruined his wedding, but who cares what the friend of some libertarian faggot thinks." - Excerpt from my memoirs. @HateFacts2

Lindsey Graham died doing what he loved...being a faggot. @HateFacts2

There should be a black version of monopoly where all the pieces are the gun, and half the cards are the go to jail card. @HateFacts2

I confronted the guy and finally figured out why he's always talking about pizza. Turns out he's the manager of a pizza place. What an embarrassing misunderstanding on my end. Here I am thinking this guy is some sick freak, and it turns out he just manages this pizza place called Comet Ping Pong. Boy do I feel like a real jerk. @HateFacts2