The magical garden of the gnomes (defunct)
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Channel Posts
| 2 |  No text... | 286 |
| 3 | Everyone on machines and freeweights and shit stops to stare at this guy who started here recently and is in great shape but wtf instead of coming here to work out, today he has come to the gym to.... to do some kind of photoshoot for his pet wasp? Does this thing have an instagram page? Does he make money off this? Is this part of some onlyfans thing for wasps? | 107 |
| 4 | Asked it how many sets it had left but told me to buzz off | 103 |
| 5 | +2 No text... | 94 |
| 6 | There's a fucking wasp in the fly machine | 90 |
| 7 | No text... | 152 |
| 8 | No text... | 138 |
| 9 | kfmdm would probably have a heart attack if you put this on a shirt | 109 |
| 10 | Kikes Murdered the Fuhrer, Deutschland's Messiah | 105 |
| 11 | KMFDM has such a funny series of controversies and jokes you guys don't even know what I'm putting you on.
They're vaguely leftists "no war no violence" retards which is so funny because they keep getting tied up into shootings.
One of these events was their release of their album "adios" which dropped precisely in the same day the columbine shooting happened. Which, in my honest opinion and as insensitive as it is, it's so fucking funny. Why you ask? The columbine shooters had KMFDM shirts and cited their lyrics in their website. And these retards go and drop an album called ADIOS coincidentally right in that day.
This becomes exponentially funnier if you know which day the columbine shooting happened, april 20th, as some of you may already know, Adolf Hitler's birthday. The band is German. So yeah they had to release a statement.
And remember the troon shooter in the catholic school? Also a KMFDM fan. Another one in Finland too, going international.
They've had to ask shooters to please stop tagging them.
But what does KMFDM mean?Originally it was just a gramatically incorrect german phrase, madmike claims it stands for "kick my favourite drink machine", but it actually stands for "Kill mother-fucking depeche mode" as confirmed in their album Kunst. | 118 |
| 12 | Get in nerd, we're destroying the globohomo system | 92 |
| 13 | I'm gonna break you in half and cover you in ketchup | 128 |
| 14 | I love playing runescape with gnome | 272 |
| 15 | No text... | 167 |
| 16 | Forgot what I was saying, never mind. | 188 |
| 17 | Hear me out. What if we make a cheese cult. But instead of cheese, it's pear. | 186 |
| 18 | Dean withers most feared political opponent | 184 |
| 19 | "Listen Dean, I just think Trump just isn't as bad as people claim" | 163 |
| 20 | +6 Compilation of Dean Withers losing his mind to people taking a bath | 118 |
