$CLOWN | TON

We’ve gathered everyone in our circus to make the most fucked up show on TON blockchain 🤡 All the performances you’ve seen this month were just a warm-up for the real bonkers that’s coming. We’re ready for the listing, after which crypto history will be divided into ‘before’ and ‘after.’ If you’ve already taken out all the loans, stay tuned for the listing date and time to get hyped, stake, and hold 🤝

We’re in talks with several tier-1 CEXs that reached out to us first. They’re ready to offer exclusive offers exclusively for $CLOWN 🤡 Founders of the biggest crypto projects are watching us, giving valuable strategic advice and saying they’re ready to join the listing. However, we’re a bit confused because most investors are still pushing for a complete ponzi following with the channel deletion. We’d love to see some thoughtful opinions in the comments on the best way to handle this situation 🤝

The $CLOWN plane over Amsterdam is blowing up among local crypto influencers on Twitter 🤡 After the listing, we’re planning to dominate the entire Western meme coin market, but for now, we’re giving you a bit more time to get those loans approved 🤝

We payed double attention in choosing our market maker because we know everyone wants to dump our rocket fuel in no time 🤡 After studying all the techniques for hitting the order book, we went with the top pro in this tough game. Next week will go down in the history of the entire TON industry. Stay tuned for the listing date announcement

The clown has taken over Amsterdam 😡 After the listing, we’re hitting up all the major cities and buying ads everywhere until we hit a cap of at least a few billion 🤝

Dear investors, we just made the final tweaks to our smart contract and ran the last tests. Please check your TON Keeper balance. If all your money is gone, it means our contract worked perfectly without any bugs. We only kept the TON balance so you can swap them for Clowns 🤝

Kazakhstan, it’s your turn—Durov just landed in Astana 🤡 Pavel Valeryevich, you can’t hide from us 🤝 The rules are the same: - Snap a pic of him with our banner—$30,000 - Get a video of him mentioning ‘CLOWN TON’—$100,000 - Convince him to wear a clown costume—$500,000

Alright clowns, we’re about to announce the listing date 🤡 Very soon, our ads will be everywhere once again, so you definitely won’t miss the day that’ll go down in the history. Stop smashing your keyboards and start stacking TONs to throw all your money into this freaking spaceship 😡

Unfortunately, we couldn’t find a mixer to launder the presale money. So, we decided to make bank off you another way. We spent a month writing a unique smart contract that’s not on the market yet 🤡 In our spaceship, holders will get paid from those who dump. The sell fee is 20% (10% gets distributed to holders daily / 10% goes to buy back the floor). Get ready to get hyped, stake, and hold 🤡

The clown pandemic has taken over all of Amsterdam 🤡 We’re gearing up for the listing and the opening of our office in the meme coin capital. Expect some big news soon 🤝