DISBAND. STARTEEN; LAST MEMORIAL.
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Echoing screams could be heard from all corners saying “Shot the name, we’re Starteen!” and the footsteps began to be heard after the hum. ㅤ ㅤ ⬫ @StarteenRobot ft. @Starteenns ⬫ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ @MutualStarBot (open)
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@Synthesizjer
— Adik Ipar
Nevada—the laid-back but unpredictable brother-in-law who always keeps things interesting. He’s that guy who can switch between being the chillest person in the room and the biggest menace depending on his mood (or how much he likes you). Dari luar, Nevada keliatan kayak orang yang santai dan nggak banyak omong, but don’t be fooled. He’s sharp, quick-witted, and has a talent for throwing effortless roasts that leave people speechless. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does? Boom. Iconic one-liner. Plus, he’s got that effortless cool—the kind that makes people either want to be him or just lowkey intimidated by him. But at the end of the day, Nevada is family. He might tease you, ignore your texts for hours, atau tiba-tiba ngilang pas dibutuhin, but kalau ada masalah? He’ll be there—no words needed, no questions asked. Because for all his chaotic energy, one thing is for sure: he always has your back.
@FimesseYunjin
— Kucing
Yunjin—the majestic cat who walks around like she owns the place (because honestly, she does). She’s not just a regular cat; she’s the cat. The kind that moves gracefully, stares at you like she’s judging your life choices, and somehow always finds the most expensive spot in the house to nap. Bukan tipe kucing yang gampang akrab sama orang, Yunjin punya queen energy. She decides when and how you get to pet her. Kadang, dia bakal manja dan nyender di kaki lo, tapi lima detik kemudian? Boom. Mood swing. She’s off somewhere, acting like you never existed. Pokoknya, interacting with Yunjin feels like trying to impress a royalty—you gotta earn it. Tapi kalau udah dapet approval-nya? Consider yourself special. Karena di balik sikapnya yang cool dan kadang sok jual mahal, Yunjin bisa jadi the sweetest, most comforting presence. She won’t say it, but deep down, she cares. Just… in her own, very very exclusive way.
@jihbyemo
— Tetangga
Darcy Ash—the next-door neighbor yang somehow always knows what’s going on in the neighborhood. She’s not the nosy type who spies from behind the curtains, but don’t be surprised if she casually drops, “Oh, I heard you got a new job? Congrats!” even before you tell anyone. Darcy punya vibe yang friendly but a little mysterious. She’s the kind of neighbor yang selalu ready minjemin gula atau alat pertukangan, tapi juga bisa tiba-tiba ngilang seminggu entah ke mana. Orang-orang di sekitar udah terbiasa dengan ritme hidupnya yang unpredictable. Kadang dia muncul di pagi hari dengan kopi dan senyum santai, kadang dia baru keliatan malam-malam pas semua orang udah tidur. Despite that, everyone seems to like her. She’s easy to talk to, always punya cerita menarik, dan kalau lo lagi butuh tempat curhat, she’ll listen without judgment. Beberapa orang bilang Darcy keliatan kayak orang yang hiding something, tapi nggak ada yang benar-benar tahu what it is. One thing’s for sure—having her as a neighbor keeps life a little more interesting.
@Shinwxi
— Rentenir
Daphne Verm—rentenir berkelas yang lebih mirip businesswoman sukses daripada debt collector jalanan. She doesn’t do the whole messy, intimidating loan shark aesthetic. Instead, dia selalu tampil rapi, pakaiannya on point, rambut selalu tertata, dan ekspresinya? Sulit ditebak. Kalau lo telat bayar utang, dia nggak akan teriak-teriak atau ngancam pakai cara kasar. She’ll just smile a little and say, “I assume you have a very good reason for making me wait.” Dan anehnya, itu jauh lebih bikin ciut dibanding ancaman biasa. Daphne bukan cuma soal uang—dia soal kekuasaan. She knows exactly siapa yang berutang, berapa jumlahnya, kapan harus bayar, dan yang lebih penting, gimana cara memastikan mereka pasti bayar. Orang-orang bilang ingatan Daphne itu luar biasa, ada juga yang percaya dia punya sistem rahasia yang nggak bisa ditembus siapa pun. Tapi yang jelas, once your name is in her books, there’s no escaping. Tapi meskipun image-nya sangar, Daphne bukan orang yang kejam tanpa alasan. Dia nggak sembarangan kasih pinjaman ke orang yang udah pasti bakal hancur, dan kalau dia lihat seseorang punya potensi, kadang dia kasih opsi lain. “You need money. I need favors. Let’s make this interesting.” Dari situlah dia bermain—mengubah utang jadi peluang, tentu saja dengan aturan yang selalu menguntungkan dia.
@JeyiO
— Keponakan
Acel Deims—keponakan kesayangan yang selalu berhasil bikin suasana rame dan penuh tawa. She’s that girl who somehow manages to be everyone’s favorite, whether it’s karena kelakuannya yang super gemesin atau karena kepintarannya nge-les setiap kali disuruh sesuatu. Acel bukan tipe keponakan yang duduk manis di pojokan. Nope, she’s the kind yang tiba-tiba muncul di tengah obrolan serius buat nanya hal random, atau udah duluan nyomot camilan favorit lo tanpa rasa bersalah. And when she gets caught? She’ll just smile sweetly and say, “Kan buat nemenin kamu makan.” Smooth, right? But behind all the mischief, Acel is actually super thoughtful. She remembers the little things—kayak gimana tantenya suka kopi tanpa gula atau gimana pamannya punya plushie favorit yang nggak boleh disentuh sembarangan. She’s the type to randomly hug people out of nowhere and say, “Jangan kangen, ya,” padahal dia yang bakal kangen duluan. No wonder everyone adores her.
@teeradachs
— Penjual Tahu Bulat
Tyler Ledger, the legendary tahu bulat seller di depan gedung Starteen. With his cap worn backward and a speaker blasting the classic "Tahu bulat! Digoreng dadakan!", he’s basically part of the agency’s daily routine. Pagi-pagi udah stand by, siap nyambut anak-anak yang butuh camilan sebelum latihan atau yang cuma pengen ngobrol sambil ngemil tahu hangat. Emang kayaknya tukang jualan suka hobi mangkal depan Starteen karena tau anak-anaknya suka jajan, and Tyler? He’s definitely one of the smartest ones. Unlike your typical street vendor, Tyler punya charisma yang bikin orang betah nongkrong. He’s got this laid-back, almost too-cool-for-this vibe, but at the same time, he’s super approachable. Anak-anak trainee yang stres? He listens. Starteen staff yang lagi hectic? He throws in some jokes. He even gives “loyalty bonuses”—extra tahu bulat for his favorite customers. Kadang ada trainee yang dateng nggak beli, cuma curhat doang, and Tyler just nods along, like some kind of street food therapist. Some say Tyler is just here for the tahu business, but others swear he’s lowkey observing everything, like an undercover boss or something. Ada yang bercanda kalau dia sebenernya owner hidden investor Starteen yang nyamar jadi tukang tahu. Either way, if you're ever at Starteen, skipping his tahu bulat stand? Big mistake.
@Coupds
— Big Bro
Knighton is the kind of big bro yang nggak perlu banyak ngomong untuk bikin orang respect. He carries himself with quiet confidence, selalu sigap ngejagain orang-orang di sekitarnya tanpa harus show off. Kalau ada situasi yang mulai nggak beres, cukup satu tatapan dari dia, and suddenly, everything is under control. Bukan cuma karena dia kuat atau punya aura intimidating, tapi lebih karena orang tahu—when Knighton steps in, things get handled. Tapi di balik kesan tough-nya, Knighton actually pays attention to the little things. He remembers stuff that most people would forget—like minuman favorit lo, lagu yang sering lo nyanyiin sambil nggak sadar, atau jokes receh yang pernah lo lontarin berbulan-bulan lalu. He’s not the type to ask too many questions, but when he does, it’s because he genuinely cares. Lo nggak perlu minta tolong dua kali—kalau dia tahu lo butuh sesuatu, he’s already on it. Kedinginan? Dia bakal lempar hoodie-nya ke lo tanpa banyak omong. Lagi bad mood? He might not ask, but he’ll stay close, just in case. At the end of the day, Knighton is more than just the dependable big bro—he’s the one you call when everything feels like a mess. Dia bukan tipe yang ngasih nasihat panjang lebar, but somehow, his words always make sense. No sugarcoating, no drama—just straight-up honesty with a touch of tough love. And when things get too much, dia nggak bakal maksa lo cerita, but he’ll sit with you in silence, making sure you know one thing: you’re not alone.
@chenele
— Tukang Cimol Depan Gedung Starteen.
Iggy Delaney might just be the most iconic cimol seller di depan gedung Starteen. Dari pagi sampai malam, dia selalu ada di spot favoritnya, rolling up his sleeves, flipping those golden, crispy cimol like a pro. His cart isn’t just a food stall—it’s a whole vibe. Music always playing, jokes always ready, and that signature smirk that makes customers keep coming back. Nggak cuma jago bikin cimol yang garing di luar, chewy di dalam, Iggy juga somehow selalu bisa bikin suasana jadi seru. He remembers his regulars, their favorite level of spiciness, and even their daily rants about work or training di Starteen. Ada yang habis dimarahin senior? Iggy bakal kasih ekstra cimol. Lagi patah hati? He’ll throw in some life advice—half serious, half absurd, but weirdly comforting. Some say he’s just a tukang cimol, but anyone who’s been to his stall knows he’s more than that. He’s a mood booster, an unofficial therapist, and the go-to guy for the best street food in the area. And honestly? A day at Starteen wouldn’t feel complete without a quick stop at Iggy’s.
Drop aja ya, siapin dulu @ sama as apa! nanti dihitung kalau udah ridi.
