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systemd-aidsd

systemd-aid

systemd-shitassd

systemd-opted-outd-malwared

systemd-ageverificationd

systemd-internal_information_leakaged

you're giving him ideas yknow?

systemd-freebsdd

systemd-systemdd

systemd-daemond

lived laughd loved

nuh uh systemd-loved and systemd-lifed

desystemdedd

i am degoogled bro dont worry

who took a pic of my truck

shut up pee-es-dee peasant and do not disrespect the great systemd or you will suffer the systemd-wrathd!

"Why can't the Linux world borrow a page from FreeBSD's playbook" BECAUSE THEY ARE GODLESS FREAKS AND ALL THEY KNOW IS RAM EACH OTHER IN THEY ARSE. THEY GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR FREEBSD WITCHERY THEYVE GOT YOUNGLINGS IN DISCORD TO GROOM