Crypto Rug Muncher

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Global markets crash and burn but $Fartcoin is up over 14% on the day.

I haven’t covered these two lately, but these scamming pervs @Undisputedcallz and @og99official—have launched the scam token $FEETCOIN. It’s a complete scam and has a 100% chance of being a rug pull. Avoid it to protect your crypto assets. CA: 3cegQ2WzuCvpdQrGbnd8pGKoQEK2U5C3hg24Lvsppump https://dexscreener.com/solana/8fclafe3gcwc3wcbr8h1hqmbc7pbfamnv8fmesivarrm

Don’t fret. This man right here—who can barely string a few sentences together without getting distracted—is playing 5D chess against the entire world economy and market forces completely beyond his control. He's definitely got this.

And a trade war with China is now on the table. A great close out to a stellar week in the markets.

As we’ve seen earlier this week, now is a prime time for projects that were never going to make it to begin their exit scams as we seem to be entering a period of market uncertainty. Whatever isn’t bolted to the floor could potentially disappear. Many of these fly-by-night AI projects and forced meme tickers with no real community—just a dumper cabal behind them—are likely never coming back. I think the focus now, if on anything, should be on mainstay tokens in the space—those that are likely to survive and thrive once the dust has settled. We’re not in the type of environment where risks should be taken on projects that haven’t already cut their teeth in previous bear markets and come out stronger for it.

I’m not saying now is necessarily a good time to buy, but generally speaking, you want to be buying crypto during extreme fear, not extreme greed—and we’re in extreme fear right now.

When your grandkids ask you if you sold the generational top before global trade as we used to know it completely changed forever.

Binance founder CZ signs a memorandum of understanding to advise Kyrgyzstan on blockchain tech. What’s he really going to advise them on at this point—pulling off listings pump-and-dumps or promoting meme scams to push volume into a dying blockchain?

Lol, the Bubblemaps chart is looking like this, and they're still talking about giving away another $400k—most of it probably to themselves if we are being real. The delusion is strong here.

Great to see World Liberty Fi (Trump’s crypto company) partner with the ever-upstanding market maker @DWFLabs, who undoubtedly operate by the book, stay on the straight and narrow, and would never engage in anything shady or potentially illegal in the space. HT to @dethective on catching this a few weeks back. https://x.com/lookonchain/status/1907991956753694895

Alright, folks, I’m going to offer a limited run of my Rug Pull Rehab classes to gauge current demand in these market conditions. I’ve taken a break from teaching or advertising these classes over the past few months, but I’m willing to bring them back if there’s any interest from the community. I’ve slightly adjusted prices: • 1 SOL for the 2-hour, 1-on-1 live session. • 0.5 SOL for the 2-hour group class (I plan to run at least one session next weekend based on demand and will make an announcement regarding this early in the week). This is still a great value as people were lining up to pay 0.8 SOL when prices were at their peak. Now’s the time to study and take advantage of the decline in SOL prices while interest in crypto has waned. I’ve also updated the class content for 2025 to reflect current market conditions and the major events that got us here. Whether you’re preparing to trade when the market bounces back or learning how to protect existing crypto from scams and scammers, this class is for you. With nearly 20 years of teaching experience, I can help you to easily understand the ins and outs of crypto scamming in 2025 and, more importantly, how to avoid becoming a victim yourself with a bit of care on your part. Classes are held via Google Meet and all students receive a copy of the course content as well a video recording of the lesson for later review. DM @CryptoRugMunch on X or Telegram to book your lesson.

And the inevitable backdown has now begun. It’s a small start, but this will only pick up speed as the market continues to price in the sheer stupidity of this administration, and the bad press on the market conditions keeps rolling in. Seriously, who likes tariffs? Who wants tariffs? From what I’m seeing, the sentiment isn’t great across the board—whether people back Trump or not, it doesn’t seem like many are vibing with the new global trade regime. https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1907957514882183519

That’s the whole point—to obliterate and wreck the average retail investor so only the rich have the funds to buy up what’s left. If you thought Trump was ever going to do anything to benefit the common man or anyone outside the billionaire class that owns him, you’ve been fooled yet again. There’s a method to their madness, but it’s not designed to benefit most of you reading this. https://x.com/imperooterxbt/status/1907884795084026000

US markets suffer largest single day declines since Covid-19. Over $3 trillion in value wiped from the markets in a single trading session. This isn't normal and the blowback by the public is likely to be swift and fierce if it continues. You can tinker with many things as a politician without regard or consequence, but when you start messing with peoples' money with reckless abandon they are very likely to respond accordingly.

If you’re still in crypto after the last 3 months, you’re a champ and likely to make it when markets turn around—just don’t go too crazy buying before we hit bottom and start to range or capitulate if you end up buying too soon and you'll likely be fine. What people outside of the space don’t realize is that crypto people are like cockroaches: many of us have nuked our own portfolios with sheer degeneracy and still have come back for more, some people multiple times. Having someone else do it for us through bad economic policy ain't no thing. Use this time to accumulate lows, stay plugged in, focus on life outside of crypto, get healthier, and prioritize the people who matter. If you're still here, stick around—this ultimately is an opportunity, even if it doesn’t feel like one right now. We’ve seen tough times in crypto before, and those who stick around and stay engaged during the bad times are often rewarded when the good times finally return.

Vibe check. How is feeling today?

One of the biggest Trump shills / clout chasers on CT is shocked to realize she’s in fact an idiot who voted for this and pushed others to do the same. No take-backs or sad posting when you get what you asked for. https://x.com/TiffanyFong_/status/1907864618422383006

We just can't catch a god damn break these days. 😂 https://x.com/arkham/status/1907906539018719529