Tim

it still blows my mind how a torso weighing 400 pounds can be carried by two little legs

A 7,000lb weight

An immense weight would be lifted off of our shoulders

Crazy to think about how if a live grenade rolled into frame, no value would be lost

Wait bro isn't it crazy how escalators are like stairs that move... bro how do they even move... are they alive???

Yell "WE'RE OUT OF DR. PEPPER!!!"

Someone should scare the shit out of wurzelroot in order to trigger a heart attack

Cause of death:

Afpac 4 attendance when wurzel finally eats himself to death

Now if wurzel kills himself we can blame tim channel

Baked Alaska is the type of guy to stop what he's doing when he hears a plane and then waves to the passengers

>millions of pounds

Wait... bro airplanes fly even though they're big 😦😦 wtf...

This has gotta be the dumbest nigga on earth

Wurzel's shoelaces:

These have been through some crazy abuse

Ethan Ralph, Wurzelroot, and Tenryo all jump at once inside of an elevator challenge

How is Ethan Ralph not the fattest one in that picture 😭