Officer CornPop. Hornt & Order
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The adventures of Officer CornPop and his effort to bring cozy back to the pond.
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Leab it 2 me, Cheez fren! Me n RooPop will save da liddle wun 4 u! We'll find where dis ninja has gone and we'll fugg him ub!!!
Cheezhed: "CornPop fren! It's my nephew Autismo. He's been abducted by a creepy ninja that has been hanging around the neighbourhood recently. I think he's hiding out in the sewer systems downtowm. U gotta save little Autismo!"
We pud deez liddle shids into AA meetings and dey aren't habbi about it!
A local likkor store just sent me sum CCTV footage. Dis is gettin' serious! π½
Me n Hannibalfren finally caught up wib da babies in Poland. Dey didn't hurt anywun but dey bigly scared a cow in a field. As punishment dey can't hab burridos for a week. CornBaby is pissed!
Dammit! I leave da pidser cave for a few minutes to ged sum choccy milk for CornBaby and sumhow him n HanniBaby got 2 Europe and are invading Poland π«
I got mi windows fitted inside da pidser cave and now da rooms are filling wib dirt cos our base is underground.
CornBaby n RooPop are judging me bigly rn!
Henlo? Yebs. I need 2 ged sum windows installed at da pidser cave. We habs a gas problem frfr
in case frens want to see the CBN moobie posters from over the years, u can see them here:
https://t.me/BeardyPosters
Please check out Beardy fren's channel. He makes moobie posters for moobies shown on Cozy Broadcast network and they are all fren-themed. You'll spot a few familiar faces on many of them π½
Goodbye my beautiful momma.
You gave me life and despite the harsh circumstances you experienced, you had me and did the beat you could to show me love.
I'll always love you and forever miss you. Until we meet again in that better place where you wait for me to return β€οΈ
We've had a few fren-themed weeks where the cozy frens dress up as each other. We had Mazzy week, Beardy week and now I've been gifted with Obbicer week.
Look at all these bigly styling frens!
Hornt is trembling in it's shoes rn β
