Moonbags Markets

So Bybit borrowed 1.5b of eth from various places to pay back users This means there will be 1.5b + interest of extra buy pressure on Eth somewhere down the line in order to close their "short" position This is assuming Lazarus can't sell their hacked Eth which seems to be the case How is this bearish for ETH?

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's Lazarus Group behind Bybit's $1.4 billion hack, ZachXBT reports. @WatcherGuru

🔴 #BTC Liquidated Long: $2.86M at $95813.84

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🐦 Archer: tweet from 0xFinish 🔥 #1 ⋅ 18m ago 💬 41 🔁 45 ❤️ 210 👀 58K ♻️ ℹ️ ✨

Someone or some exchange or some protocol just got giga hacked

2026

🇺🇸 Elon Musk just said DOGE is considering sending $5,000 refund checks to US taxpayers. This plan would send 79 MILLION households a total of ~$400 BILLION, which is 20% of DOGE's projected savings by 2026. @Fin_Watch

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he's considering giving 20% of Elon Musk's DOGE savings to Americans & 20% to paying down debt. @WatcherGuru

Probably not feasible but set your alerts for when this actually happens, would kickstart a golden bull run

🐦 Elite: tweet from Forbes 🔥 #5 ⋅ 2h ago 💬 322 🔁 119 ❤️ 825 👀 425K ♻️ ℹ️ ✨

If this somehow comes true, market will pump to 1 M pretty quick

Memes completely obliterated

March 13

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TRADERS SHIFT NEXT FED RATE CUT TO DECEMBER FROM SEPTEMBER

I will say this Its pretty fucking concerning that binance fully sold everything. I know about what they said about accounting blah blah, that seems to be mid curve to take them at their word I'm now increasing the odds that it's over already but still not my base case.