bigSAC’s Archive

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— Ruski Ivan, can you hear me?!? — How are you? — I've been lost for 5 days now. — I'm lost. — You're all fucking lost in life, you went the wrong way, wrong way, see? — Not all of you. — I'm 74 years old. — Ja Ja — Du bist ein russisches Schwein (You are a Russian pig) — Schnaps — Schaut gut aus (looks good)

🇷🇺Ivan got iced by ukrochads concealed in the foliage. One soldier is kind enough to give us a closer look. 0:20 yellow shorts Rambo makes a second appearance Kursk region.

Might be the largest 🇷🇺 mass surrender of the entire war.

FPV immobilizes 🇷🇺pigdog wandering the fields alone. He then takes matters into his own hands. 0:15 explosive self-removal

Large amount of 🇷🇺pigdog captured in Kursk region. Good fortifications mean nothing when your army lacks the wall to fight. The second video shows the fortifications and the strategic toilet.

🇷🇺Ivan? Take a shit in my outhouse? No. I don’t think so. Avdiivka direction.

Saving Private Ivan

IR drone of the 68th Jaeger Brigade splattering 🇷🇺Ivans into pieces, sowing the land with the necessary nutrients to thrive.

Footage of the drone hit on his car.

🇷🇺Telegram raging about chechens rn lol

TM-62 mine launches 🇷🇺Ivan into orbit.

Drone destroys two instances of 🇷🇺pigdog. A cool smoke ring flies away from the explosion. Toretsk, Donetsk.

“Huh?” *dies*

Deep undercover in Kursk. They’ll never suspect them.

Hold up, let me pose with the machine that spits out money I can’t use anywhere else.

Decisive victory. Vnezapnoe, Kursk region.

🇷🇺 Ka-52 helicopter friendly fire incident. Kursk region.

Instance of 🇷🇺PKM pidor writhes in agony after being struck by drone-dropped charge. It took him 10 minutes to finally die in the unedited clip. Lyptsi direction.

🇷🇺 assault group crumbles apart on heavy fire, resulting in all instances of Ivan being killed. 72nd claims the BTR was also destroyed, but it was not captured on video. morale high brothers

lmao 🇷🇺POW’s mom repeatedly insists that he isn’t her son. This is despite him trying to show his various tattoos. Russians are world-class competitors at burying their heads in the sand.